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Kato
@katocalvin
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Feb 19, 2021
    *Second but amen
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    @truls
    Feb 19, 2021
    You will be the first billionaire in your family.
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Dec 24, 2023
    i've started asking children if they remember me
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Apr 27, 2025
    men can't even fight hypothetical gorillas in peace
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Jan 29, 2025
    4 billion males on this green earth and we all think the same😂
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Dec 24, 2023
    Replying to @____Vickk
    we've hit rock bottom
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Dec 24, 2023
    Replying to @lumsbaby_
    did he recognize you?😂
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Feb 14, 2024
    for a PS5 i would've joined the waiters in clapping and singing
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Dec 24, 2023
    Replying to @katstackedd
    that's even more embarrassing😭
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Aug 9, 2022
    i'm trynna be an UNPAID intern at your company and you want my high school results? do you want my sosh pictures as well?
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Feb 1, 2025
    the trick is to first jazz the barber you're going for a wedding
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Jul 16, 2023
    being an animal must be tough imagine watching your talking stage get slaughtered
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Nov 15, 2024
    can't believe i'm missing the south africa game yet my ticket haibo yoh hamba wena bathong yeses cash kontant
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Dec 3, 2024
    everybody gymming now, you guys want to beat up santa?
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    Kato
    @katocalvin
    Dec 11, 2023
    i just need like 15 minutes with a bouncing castle
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