i walked into a parisian bakery and said “bonjour. deux croissants s'il vous plaît” in absolutely, impeccably perfect french and the lady behind the counter still hit me with that “okay and what else”
- if you’re a public defender named mario you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever
- woman: *politely celebrates finishing her doctorate in english literature* men who struggle with its vs it’s:Thrilled to say I passed my viva with no corrections and am officially PhDone.
- i miss the brazilians. sometimes it’s like i can still hear their voices.
- nah because this is the first time any of us are hearing about this movie. if you’ve got your first animated gay lead but you eschew all the usual marketing, then turn around and say “see no one likes ‘woke’ movies,” that is intentional evilDisney’s #StrangeWorld bombs at the box office with $18.6M domestically in its first 5 days The film is projected to lose at least $100M
- it’s interesting how “anti-woke” gamers are all about this rugged, nothing-bothers-me tough guy masculinity, but also simultaneously cry uncontrollably when pronoun
- Absolutely fucking gutted. No one should abuse their power like that, and no level of fame could ever excuse it or make it anything less than fucking horrible. My heart goes out to the victims. I’m sorry you had to be brave like this today, and I hope you can find a way to heal.
- they won’t let me buy just the mice, i gotta get the stupid whole ass anime man
- dear baizhu fans, i understand now.B-Baizhu without his braid...😳
