Kitten 🐈 (@kitten

Kitten 🐈

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Kitten 🐈

@kitten_beloved

Adorable and harmless

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Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Apr 17, 2023
This is my current sociological theory of everything
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Jul 31, 2025
Kids are watching zootopia, I forgot how nuts and confused this film is The premise is that predators and prey species coexist peacefully now The plot is that a prey-supremacist villain is brainwashing predators to attack prey animals, so that predators are removed from society
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
May 26, 2025
WHAT
alex fazio
@alxfazio
May 25, 2025
tfw you find out that the start menu in windows 11 is literally a react native application that causes a spike in cpu usage every time you press the start button
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Aug 15, 2025
This situation is very common, if you don't know anybody like this it's because you're too young or because they don't trust you enough to tell you what's going on in their marriage It's embarrassing, people don't like talking about it, most men just suck it up
rosey🌹
@thechosenberg
Aug 14, 2025
Seems healthy and not transactional at all
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Apr 26, 2025
"TROND" That thing will burn your house down
Wes Bos
@wesbos
Apr 25, 2025
Guys Literally Only Want One Thing
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Oct 20, 2025
Open a macbook: screen already on, touch fingerprint sensor and resume work immediately Open a windows laptop: it rebooted in your bag, battery is at 3%, log in with your microsoft account, wait while a windows update installs ads for Draft Kings in the start menu
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Jul 20, 2024
Hi, professional c++ programmer here, this is an arcane error known as a null pointer exception understood only by myself and six other experts Malaysian guy jumps in "do you think DEI caused the null pointer exception" Never leaving this site
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Jan 7, 2025
If you ever feel useless, remember that Nintendo put an infrared camera into all 150M+ right joycons and they're used in 11 games
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Sep 27, 2024
Reminded of the time when a CS prof got his bike stolen and tried to explain to his local PD that they didn't have to watch all 12 hours of security footage, they could use binary search to pinpoint the theft in a few minutes and they all thought he was a total crankcase
Jessica Elgot
@jessicaelgot
Sep 27, 2024
Just found out that, unless you know exactly the half hour when a theft occurs, it’s effectively legal
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Aug 13, 2025
Wife's iPhone needs a new battery, called two local repair shops First one was a guy with a thick Indian accent conducting another phone call at the same time, quoted me $70 Second shop was a well spoken white guy, quoted me $140 That extra $70 is my racism premium
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Jan 18, 2025
Woman accidentally reverse engineers the foundational axiom of gender relations in every civilization that ever existed prior to 100 years ago
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Jul 31, 2025
Whenever anyone breathlessly quotes the billions zuck is spending to poach AI talent just remember that he sank tens of billions into the metaverse to no effect whatsoever He renamed his entire company around this effort and has nothing to show for it This was like 4 years ago
Daniel Yang
@punished_daniel
Jul 30, 2025
Can you believe only a couple of years ago this was the intended future?
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Feb 4, 2025
If autism is caused by a mold named Aspergillus I'm gonna be so mad
Larry Cook
@stopvaccinating
Feb 3, 2025
This is fascinating!!!
Kitten 🐈
@kitten_beloved
Dec 7, 2023
Do you guys remember when Mormons found a porn loophole where there's no actual nudity, you just trick your brain into imagining bobs and vagene Do they still do that