Colbert celebrates Kimmel's return: "Yeah! Once more, I am the only martyr in late night! Wait. Unless... CBS, you want to announce anything? Still no? Right, 'cause the money thing. I forgot.
Stephen Colbert tonight: "I want to say thanks to everybody in here and to everybody watching from home, which might be just my wife Evie. Because everybody else is probably watching ABC. "
Jimmy Kimmel: "It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him, and guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don't realize it yet."
Jimmy Kimmel handed his show over to his wife/executive producer Molly McNearney Tues night after Donald Trump again suggested at a rally that Kimmel should have listened to her when she advised him not make his knockout "past your jail time" joke at this year's Oscars.
"I was Hillary Clinton's vice presidential running mate. At the time you said it was the most important election in American history. And that democracy was on the line. It's been less than eight years. What's my name?" #SNL#TimKaine
John Oliver is sick of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." being played at U.S. naturalization ceremonies, so he created an alternative—with help from Will Ferrell.
Stevie Nicks will serve as SNL's musical guest on Oct 12. She last appeared on the show more than 40 years ago, alongside host Flip Wilson. Here's her performance of "Stand Back" from that night, Dec 10, 1983. (Stick around for the dance break.) #SNL#StevieNicks
