Maybe I am that woke friend
my son got invited to a kiddie prom & his date was so adorable🥹💙
- When Squidward lost his job and had to stay with Spongebob and he tried to tell Spongebob the TV didn’t work n Spongebob said THAT’S TWO THINGS THAT DON’T WORK 😭😭😭😭
- I do not like bitches that phone flash go off everytime they get a notification. What’s the reason?
- I don’t get the anti landlord thing. What’s the alternative? Everybody live for free and nobody pay a mortgage?
- the hold this lip balm had on bitches should be studied by harvard... it really wasn’t right at all
- The way I have no emotional attachment to the highschool I graduated from
- “Seafood is nasty” if you broke baby just say that
- since u gotta be in a “good headspace” to do psychedelics i’m never doing them lol it’s that simple
- Education bracketDating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings & arguments
- Hate when people have their story replies off fuck u think u a celebrity I got sumn to say
- This is gayer than actually sleeping with a man btw
- Don’t invite me nowhere I gotta parallel park.. if u don’t want me to come just say dat
