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@marty
Mar 28, 2024
In 1925, a legendary product was born on the French Riviera, becoming an instant hit with the St. Tropez jet set. In 2019 it was discontinued citing 'lack of consumer interest'. Single tubes started selling on eBay for over $300... Today, we bring it back. Story time... 🧵
@marty
@marty
Aug 10, 2022
reminder of this special moment in time
@marty
@marty
May 25, 2022
literally nobody in the world knows what salesforce do
@marty
@marty
Jul 26, 2019
Did we just drop the hottest website on the interweb?
Poolsuite ☼
From poolsuite.net
@marty
@marty
Nov 22, 2021
m u s t a c q u i r e c r o i s s a n t c o u c h
@marty
@marty
Feb 8, 2023
dream setup
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@marty
Jan 7, 2022
This is the COO/CEO relationship I'm looking for
@marty
@marty
Sep 8, 2021
You finally get the invite over to their place, only to discover they have a black & white photo of NYC on the wall but the taxi is yellow
@marty
@marty
Apr 1, 2021
I'll pay $100000000 a month for a tool that makes Google Docs/Meet links open in the right Google account automatically
@marty
@marty
Mar 6, 2021
Ok turns out calendly links do NOT go down well on tinder
@marty
@marty
Mar 2, 2022
Going to tell my kids this was web3
@marty
@marty
Feb 18, 2021
My new startup: I deliver extremely expensive shrimp cocktails via Ferrari Testarossa around a limited region of the Italian coast. Who’s in for the seed round? This tweet is the pitch deck, thanks
@marty
@marty
May 25, 2020
poolside.fm just passed one million listening sessions in the last year 🍹 $0 marketing, 0 employees
@marty
@marty
Jul 19, 2025
Front page @WSJ today! Holy shit Shoutout our team who are doing some of the best work in the world week in week out.