uncle mom@mayamanionJul 11, 2022I used the old “I gave birth to you” on my daughter, she said “That was one time”.1K01K32K032K515K0515K
uncle mom@mayamanionDec 18, 2022My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.940094013K013K224K0224K24M024M
uncle mom@mayamanionSep 5, 2022After I dropped my daughter off at college, my youngest son said “We’re finally empty nesters. Let’s start traveling”.35003505.8K05.8K156K0156K
uncle mom@mayamanionNov 15, 2020My mom called to tell me that my brother’s wife had a baby and she’s so happy to finally be a grandmother. Side note, I have 3 kids.252025217901794.7K04.7K
uncle mom@mayamanionJun 2, 2021I’d like to thank my kids for not being athletic. It really frees up the weekends.1701712901291K01K
uncle mom@mayamanionSep 24, 2021My son just got a face tat. Don’t breastfeed, it’s not worth it.2702715701579980998
uncle mom@mayamanionMar 5, 2013My 42 yr old friend is dating a 24 yo guy, she caught him cheating so she took away his play station for a week3203236303637390739
uncle mom@mayamanionMar 25, 2013Having 3 kids is like having the 3 shittiest roommates ever2902935203527350735
uncle mom@mayamanionSep 23, 2023I shouldn’t have splurged on all those utilities last month.3031520152645064529K029K
uncle mom@mayamanionDec 13, 2022The upside to having a kid with a face tat is no one asks me for advice.606440445770577
uncle mom@mayamanionMay 1, 2013"How many blow jobs over the speed limit was I going Officer?"1201227002705450545
uncle mom@mayamanionSep 12, 2022I don’t like the word, stepmother. I prefer, “sidemom”,20020900904860486
uncle mom@mayamanionMar 25, 2013Ok all I'm saying about Butt Sex is don't put money in the candy machine, then get surprised when candy comes out2602623102314420442
uncle mom@mayamanionApr 15, 2021My ex-husband asked me if I have a copy of our divorce agreement? I have wallet size, keychains, mug. I got the deluxe package, what do you need?15015600604370437
