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JL
@metrolosin
don’t count me out 😮‍💨
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Jan 27, 2020
    Oh by the way, this doesn’t include Man United Who would want to join that shitshow 🤣🤣
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Jan 27, 2020
    If any premier league clubs are looking for a new striker, the cumdog is in town 😎
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Jun 28, 2024
    Replying to @3ahm0
    Grown ass man with the Portuguese flag in his name because he still idolises Ronaldo😭😭
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    May 7, 2025
    Replying to @degencinema
    I get they doing this for content to entertain kids but damn it’s all so fake & cringe…
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Jul 6, 2025
    Replying to @maqwelll
    Nah I’m sick, he said he debated over making this video for a long time, yet this is a fully edited career mode video. This dickhead did not debate for a second whether to make this video.
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Jan 28, 2020
    Goals against Liverpool since 18/19: Cumdog - 2 Messi - 2 Rashford - 1 Neymar - 0 Ronaldo - 0 Martial - 0 Son - 0 Make of that what you will...
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Mar 31, 2024
    maupay is actually funny man, bit of personality in football is refreshing, People crying that he’s 17, Littler shouldn’t have inserted himself into the convo then
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    Neal Maupay
    @nealmaupay_
    Mar 31, 2024
    Talk about a big fish 😂🎣
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Nov 30, 2024
    Replying to @bIurt99
    If he was still fat you’d be insulting him for that too, you’re just a dickhead to be fair
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Jan 26, 2020
    And I’ll ‘Cum’ on Liverpool again at Anfield 🤣🤣🔥
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    Liverpool FC
    @LFC
    Jan 26, 2020
    Level at full-time. Up next, replay at Anfield. #LFC | #EmiratesFACup cards.twitter.com/cards/bnqrd/8v…
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    May 18, 2024
    Replying to @TheEngancheEra
    Getting Mainz promoted to the Bundesliga after 41 years away from it is an absolutely amazing achievement, this is a really pointless tweet.
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Jan 19, 2020
    United lost today but here’s a throwback to the good times
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Jan 27, 2020
    Bloody Hell, Zouma and Christensen better lube themselves up before the game because they’re gonna get fucked 🤣🤣🙌
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    Emirates FA Cup
    @EmiratesFACup
    Jan 27, 2020
    🚨 Here's your #EmiratesFACup fifth round draw 🚨
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Jan 27, 2020
    If any premier league clubs are looking for a new striker, the cumdog is in town 😎
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Mar 21, 2024
    Mocking tragedies is not the same as you being frightened of a purple & blue
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    JL
    @metrolosin
    Aug 1, 2024
    Replying to @Bd_irB_ll
    Just pure right wing shit, racism, homophobia, Islamophobia etc etc on the “for you” page. Certain accounts (all right wing) proven to be allowed extra privileges in posting what they want. Elon Musk is just a cunt
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