People, it brings me no joy to tell you this
(That is a lie. I have so much absolute joy in the news I am about to tell you.)
My HOA Board has violated state law
This of course is a violation of state law to charge different HOA dues for residences who have the same amenities.
The amount of the variance is immaterial.
You remember last year when they told me to pressure wash my house in December ghosted me on an appeal and then suggested I sell my house because I didn't want to pressure wash it in December?
My response to that was to tell them they raised the bills exceeding the max by 0.01
It's in the contract. 5% is 5%. If you round the increase up, you go over the 5% contractual max.
Well they didn't issue new bills.
I get that.
They gave a 0.01 credit.
I understand this.
You know how we have high voltage power lines?
Yeah.
You know how we have to cut the trees with a chain saw?
Yeah.
You know how my uncle has a helicopter and a very expensive alcohol habit?
The mother didn't take her child to Indiana to get an abortion.
The mother took her child to Indiana to hide an abortion because the mother's boyfriend is the father.