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Steve N Allen
@mrstevenallen
Broadcaster & satirist. TV: #MashReport, #LateNightMash, #Headliners • Stand-Up • Radio • Columns for Metro/CityAM/Inde etc #️⃣ Talker of uncommon sense
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Jan 5, 2023
    "Prince Harry says Prince William attacked him and broke his necklace." Wow, that story really calms down in that last syllable.
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Oct 21, 2021
    Hi @UNILAD & @EmilyBrown_6. You've used a picture of me instead of the LBC Steve Allen. I'm not the potty mouthed one so could we swap it please as I don't need a pile on anytime soon. Thanks.
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Feb 4, 2023
    "I took #Harry's Virginity" On pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 & 9?! Christ! It’ll take longer to read about it than it took to actually do it. #TomorrowsPapersToday #bbcpapers #SkyPapers
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Mar 8, 2020
    Sadly this #Internationalwomensday we've just said goodbye to my Mum. She had a long struggle with Alzheimer's and she passed away this afternoon. I'm probably going to be off for a while because it's all a bit sad if I'm honest but it seemed fitting to pay a tribute to her.
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    May 18, 2025
    Normally you'd use tarmac but if they are ground up enough it could work.
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Aug 14, 2022
    I'm sure this won't come back to bite anyone. 😉 #Strictly #GoodLuck
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Jun 10, 2025
    So, yeah. Sad news that the TV show #Headliners has been cancelled. Pretty big news, as you can tell by the fact that it was even covered in Devon Live. devonlive.com/news/celebs-tv… But, it was lovely to work on a show where I got to do jokes about the news. That has always been my
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    GB News star says 'time will tell' as show is axed from schedule
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Jul 9, 2023
    I just want to point out that tomorrow I shall not be presenting a show on the BBC. That's not due to any scandal. It's more linked to them sacking me in 2020.
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Apr 4, 2022
    To be fair, that would be a surprise...
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Apr 7, 2016
    DC: "I didn't profit from my dad's off-shore investments." DC: "Oh, sorry, you mean THAT dad. Yeah, I did." #CurseDavidCameron
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Oct 19, 2022
    Jesus Christ! The amount of leaving do cake they must be getting through...
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Feb 5, 2021
    Well, it was Dad's funeral today. Before the hearse set off from the house he lived in for nearly 60 years lots of the neighbours on the street stood out in front of their homes to see him off. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like that in all my years.
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Aug 27, 2024
    Seeing as Charlotte Owen is trending I thought I'd add this clip to the pile.
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    Steve N Allen
    @mrstevenallen
    Oct 18, 2023
    The #MCU so far. The easy catch-up guide to all the #Marvel films and TV show. Share with your uninitiated friends.
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