🚨 | Preliminary screenings of the F1 movie performed “incredibly poorly,” with a CinemaScore of just 32%. Test audiences were upset and confused by “multiple extended and explicit” lovemaking scenes involving F1 drivers.
🔔 WIFEY UPDATE: She wanted to leave nothing to chance, so she got a full PET scan three weeks after her final immunothetapy treatment.
My new favorite words:
"PET-CT shows no evidence of metabolically active neoplasm."
CANCER-FREE.
I recommend getting married to your hero.
