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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Feb 12, 2025
    there are absolutely zero universes in which this isn't more vulgar than jokes on youtube
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    Indian Tech & Infra
    @IndianTechGuide
    Feb 12, 2025
    📍 Patna railway station, Bihar.
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Mar 20, 2025
    Requirements and process to obtain license to access world's cheapest GPUs at ₹67/hr: 1) Video KYC of every director 2) KYC of UBO of every 10%+ shareholder 3) Audited accounts of last 3 years 4) Startup / MSME certification 5) ₹6L FD collateral 6) Company to have at least 2cr
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    Avinash Roy
    @Avinashabroy
    Mar 19, 2025
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Sep 28, 2023
    I got fired this morning. I was the guy in charge of sound last night at the Trevor Noah show in BLR.
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Jun 9, 2025
    monthly reminder that this is how the unelected overlord (governor) of your unelected feudal overlords (IAS) live life, while you slave away in a local train with no space to breath, fall into a pothole, or die in a stampede.
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Feb 16, 2024
    Airport lounge culture is the ultimate upper-middle-class idea of rich people life. Credit card points, queueing, etc., process all for a some free (!) food, drinks and a sofa — while actual rich people just got fast check in and are probably eating McDonalds in peace.
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Feb 1, 2025
    some sudden pride with a little 🇮🇳 in 🇯🇵
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Dec 4, 2024
    if zepto has actually been secretly implementing extra charges and fees for users with phones over ₹30,000 thats some gigabrained travis kalanick 2015-uber level shit, super bullish
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Mar 24, 2025
    A government that cannot build roads that survive 1 rainy month should not be in the business of selling protein powder, building a web browser, allocating GPU subsidies and policing standup comedy…
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    May 31, 2024
    Sharing a painful "digital India" story from last month: 1. eSIM error, stopped working 2. Go to Physical store 3. Need Aadhaar OTP for new SIM 4. Need functional SIM to get OTP 5. 🔁🔁🔁 6. ???? ....spent 30 days locked out of net banking, online cards txns, many apps, etc. 🚨
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Nov 15, 2024
    Rs 38,19,000 for a flight from Mexico to Mumbai. Booked 2 hours before departure. I understand there's a lot of logistics involved in deciding a flight price but it's high time there's a max cap on prices. Chartered jets shouldn't be this expensive.
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    Samiran Mishra
    @scoutdesk
    Nov 12, 2024
    Rs 9,000 for a flight from Bhubaneswar to New Delhi. Booked 8 days before departure. I understand there's a lot of logistics involved in deciding a flight price but it's high time there's a max cap on prices. Domestic travel shouldn't be this expensive.
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Feb 18, 2024
    all of these people should be fired and any law preventing that repealed
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    Ashok Kumar
    @comrade_kumar_
    Feb 18, 2024
    BREAKING: Effective Immediately. The Water Transport Workers Federation of India representing workers at 11 major Indian ports will refuse to load or unload weapons to Israel. This is in solidarity with a call by Palestinian trade unions. India sends $7bn in arms to Israel a year
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Nov 1, 2022
    Indian Imperialism: More Indian than Portuguese restaurants in Lisbon, all crowded, full of non-Indians, eating 6 euro samosas, doing Arijit Singh karaoke; unreal.
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Aug 9, 2025
    I actually love that people are calling anti-slum-redevelopment takes “dehati” because the only thing the macbook marxists hate more than the rich (and themselves) is being grouped with the very people whose rights they claim to protect
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    Neil
    @neilshroff
    Jan 26, 2024
    new BLR life hack just dropped: TIL guys are changing their names on ola and rapido to names generally associated with young women to reduce ride cancellation 💀
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