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@noahpasaran
Noah (he/him) | 29 | community organizer, socialist, irregular writer, internationalist demon twunk; @DSASocMaj 🇵🇷🌹
Los Angeles, the Big Orange!
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    @noahpasaran
    Sep 10, 2024
    honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny
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    @noahpasaran
    May 31, 2024
    algebra, coffee, astrolabe, Damascus steel, gristmills and sugarmills, tin-glazing, chemical synthesis, chess theory, cryptanalysis, hard soap, kerosene lamps, sodas (and flavored syrups for same), syringes, literally the number system you use,
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    Posts By Feds
    @SuspectFed
    May 30, 2024
    Name a single thing Muslims invented.
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    @noahpasaran
    Nov 2, 2025
    A society that replaces historians with AI is a society that is committing suicide
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    Nathen Amin ✒️📚
    @NathenAmin
    Nov 2, 2025
    Value your historians and support their written work, because AI is coming for us 😬.
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    @noahpasaran
    Mar 2, 2024
    finding out the term “Debbie downer” was coined on SNL is one of those real facts that do not seem congruent with the world
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    @noahpasaran
    May 11, 2024
    it would suck to live in Ancient Greece. you’re making a smoothie at Greek Jamba Juice and a customer goes “you’re so good at making smoothies! perhaps even better than the gods” and suddenly Opora, the goddess of fruit harvests, has turned you into a mango
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    @noahpasaran
    Feb 22, 2025
    cannot stress enough this is a real cardinal
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    @noahpasaran
    Jul 5, 2025
    no!! don’t form a right wing party that takes about 6% of the conservative vote in every election!!! as a radical leftist I would be owned so badly by that!!
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    NewsWire
    @NewsWire_US
    Jul 5, 2025
    MUSK: TODAY, THE AMERICA PARTY IS FORMED TO GIVE YOU BACK YOUR FREEDOM
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    @noahpasaran
    Nov 1, 2022
    hate this stupid cooking discourse. being able to cook is a prerequisite for me dating someone. at the very least be able to chop vegetables and say “yes chef” when I ask you to sweat an onion. maybe wear a hot little apron. where was I going with this
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    @noahpasaran
    Jul 10, 2025
    YOUR WIFE WAS UNDOCUMENTED!!!!
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    U.S. Senator John Fetterman
    Senate Democrats
    @SenFettermanPA
    Jul 10, 2025
    ICE performs an important job for our country. Any calls to abolish ICE are 💯 inappropriate and outrageous.
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    @noahpasaran
    Jul 9, 2025
    illinois, a famously English word,
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    Rep. Mary Miller
    House Republicans
    @RepMaryMiller
    Jul 9, 2025
    In America, we speak ENGLISH — and that goes for truck drivers, construction workers, factory employees, store clerks, delivery drivers, warehouse crews, and everyone in between. If you live and work here, you should speak the language of our country.
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    @noahpasaran
    Jun 30, 2023
    they made it legal to discriminate against me based on a fucking FAKE CASE today I’m losing my fucking MIND
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    @noahpasaran
    Jun 28, 2024
    Okay are you going to do literally anything about it
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    Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸
    @JudiciaryDems
    Jun 28, 2024
    BREAKING: Justice Thomas fails to recuse himself from Chevron cases, despite secretly participating in donor summits organized by the Koch brothers.
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    @noahpasaran
    Feb 23, 2024
    you can’t call it “folk” music anymore, because of Woke. you have to call it folx music. [tearing up] and you have to play on the banjx
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    @noahpasaran
    Jul 1, 2025
    incredible that the republicans are going to absolutely destroy Medicaid and also build a fucking secret police and concentration camps and Dems as spending all of their time attacking zohran instead of doing anything about it
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