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    @oneunderscore__
    Apr 11, 2023
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    I'm not sure everyone is ready for how unbelievably stupid the next two years are going to be.
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    @oneunderscore__
    Nov 9, 2022
    Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.
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    @oneunderscore__
    Aug 3, 2022
    Seen a lot of Law & Order, haven't seen a twist as good as "Alex Jones' lawyers accidentally sent Sandy Hook parents' lawyers the entire contents of his phone and his long-hidden financials, but they waited 12 days to let him lie" in my life. Just an absolutely wild day.
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    @oneunderscore__
    Aug 3, 2022
    Wow. Sandy Hook parents' lawyer is revealing that Alex Jones' lawyers sent him the contents of Jones' phone BY MISTAKE. "12 days ago, your attorneys messed up and sent me a digital copy of every text" Jones has sent for years. "You know what perjury is?" the lawyer asks.
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    Jul 17, 2023
    Charles Barkley, everybody!
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    Nov 16, 2024
    Hi friends! I wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest site on the internet. Long and short of it: We won the bid and — you're not going to believe it — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
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    @oneunderscore__
    Nov 6, 2022
    Like I always say with content moderation, every social media site owner who is “pro free speech” meets their line eventually. For 4chan, it was anime child porn. For Facebook and YouTube, it was white nationalist terror. For Elon, it was people making fun of him.
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    Nov 6, 2022
    Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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    @oneunderscore__
    Aug 17, 2020
    Everybody paying attention now?
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    Aaron Rupar
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    Aug 17, 2020
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    TRUMP: "We are going to win four more years. And then after that we'll go for another four years, because they spied on my campaign. We should get a redo of four years."
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    @oneunderscore__
    Aug 4, 2022
    Alex Jones' lawyers were just now arguing for a mistrial because they accidentally sent the Sandy Hook family lawyers the entire contents of Jones' phone. Judge denies the motion.
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    @oneunderscore__
    Aug 5, 2022
    Verdict: Alex Jones owes $45.2 million more to Sandy Hook in punitive damages. That's on top of $4.1 million in compensatory. That's $49.3 million to two Sandy Hook families. Two more trials after this. Unanimous verdict (what's required for punitive damages).
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    @oneunderscore__
    Dec 16, 2022
    Journalists who cover Elon Musk have been suspended on Twitter tonight: @donie O'Sullivan from CNN, Aaron Rupar and the Washington Post's @drewharwell. Rupar tells me he has "no idea" why it happened.
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    @oneunderscore__
    Nov 11, 2022
    Uh... you did what now?
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    @oneunderscore__
    Sep 2, 2021
    The alarmists were right, about pretty much everything.
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    @oneunderscore__
    Sep 19, 2024
    From the latest edition of The Onion:
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    Sep 19, 2024
    Email address belonging to Mark Robinson found on Ashley Madison ow.ly/gjkV105JfqO
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