sounds like your new at this. let me help
so when they ask that question you answer "the cute one"
and then they say "you mean this one?" (the one they secretly prefer)
and then you say Yep.
Works for almost everything but not when shes talking about her friends
probably still will get fired for low performance by manager
"so we had a look at your git activity this month and compared it to other devs on the team"
