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    Apr 21, 2023
    just bankrupted a mom and pop restaurant
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    Mar 6, 2025
    sex is cool but have you tried running a personal errand on company time?
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    Oct 31, 2024
    here's mine:
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    Oct 29, 2024
    Here’s my electoral map prediction
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    Jul 7, 2025
    just explained to the European intern that he has to work in August.
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    Jun 24, 2024
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    Jun 19, 2025
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    Aug 27, 2024
    i go on 14+ dates a week. mostly finance guys, some consultants and tech. i steal every single one of their work laptops. information is your edge.
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    Feb 23, 2025
    still working remote in 2025 is like being one of those Japanese soldiers who stayed in the jungle for 30 years after WWII.
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    Apr 8, 2024
    I am never dating a tech guy again. this mf just sent me a calendar invite for sex.
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    @picotop
    Sep 4, 2025
    my boss started taking testosterone to become more alpha and now he’s completely bald and screams at DoorDash drivers
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    Jul 2, 2024
    intern thought we get the whole week off for July 4th.
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    Aug 4, 2025
    ladies, do not hit unless he passes the “55 Challenge” - 5’5” - $55,000 income - 550 credit score - under 55 years old
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    Dec 2, 2024
    you are not allowed to wear Carhartt if you know what KPI means.
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    May 28, 2024
    interns: this summer, you might be invited out for drinks with your team. this is a test. and an opportunity. only the drunkest, most fucked up intern will get a return offer. welcome to the arena.
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