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@quasimatt
Born to ham it up. Forced to dumb it down. I'm the creator of the world-famous app, Shake.
NoDi (LoDel (LES (NYC)))
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    May 4, 2025
    It’s time to coin a new microneighborhood. When people ask where I live, I will now be saying I live in NoDi, which stands for North of Dimes. NoDi is a microsuburb of the pedestrian-dense urban section of Canal Street known as Dimes Square. It contains such cultural
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    Jun 24, 2020
    this is high art
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    May 11, 2020
    tag yourself i’m teaching a class in the basement of the college of grievance studies
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    Apr 28, 2024
    i’m in an elementary school and a student did a simply gorgeous rendition of the chad meme
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    Jan 6, 2020
    you’re a white gay man in america... the only boundary you’re pushing is the barrier at the charli xcx concert:/
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    Aug 27, 2022
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    Aug 28, 2022
    gay cooks be like i slayed gay waiters be like i served gay customers be like i ate dissatisfied gay customers be like i’m gagging gay bussers be like i cleared
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    Dec 5, 2022
    i’m not like other guys… i would rather read the great american classics than listen to rap music.
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    Aug 29, 2022
    gay butchers be like i slayed gay cooks be like i prepped gay waiters be like i served gay sommeliers be like i spilled gay customers be like i ate gay customers with allergies be like i’m gagging gay managers be like ok werk gay bussers be like i cleared
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    Dec 19, 2023
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    May 11, 2020
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    the artist is a leftist and she's portraying the campus as imagined by a conservative. this image appeared in current affairs! @che_saunders her website is chelseasaunders.me!
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    Aug 18, 2021
    i love what they’ve done to the flatiron building
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    Feb 27, 2021
    we did it joe
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