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Eli
@rats7
completely sane and normal
Oklahoma, USA
Born March 4
Joined May 2008
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    Eli
    @rats7
    Apr 18, 2020
    welcome
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    @rats7
    Nov 25, 2024
    are there any lawyers on here that can tell me if its legal for my work to do this to me?
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    @rats7
    Nov 12, 2024
    can someone please tell me whats coming out of my computer. thanks
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    @rats7
    Nov 22, 2024
    so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets
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    @rats7
    Feb 4, 2025
    they don't put nearly as many strawberries in this shit as they used to
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    @rats7
    Feb 17, 2024
    whenever i buy something expensive on amazon i write a fake gift note so that if someone steals my package they'll feel guilty about it and return it
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    @rats7
    Nov 18, 2024
    i have one of these at work and when i get bored i plug it into the outlets
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    @rats7
    May 23, 2025
    never been to lowes because i live in an apartment so i went just to feel what its like. these tiles were only 30 cents so i grabbed a few
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    @rats7
    Sep 4, 2025
    one of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud ass noise in the middle of the night
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    @rats7
    Mar 2, 2025
    I was today years old when I found out you can cook spaghetti in a pan!!!😂 once a week i have a reoccurring dream where i'm in an empty church giving the eulogy at my own funeral
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    @rats7
    Apr 23, 2025
    you should buy a $10 camera and stick tin foil in it. trust me
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    @rats7
    Nov 12, 2024
    Replying to @rats7
    guys please stop saying its jizz. its not i checked
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    @rats7
    Sep 1, 2025
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    @rats7
    Apr 9, 2025
    drinking 5 hard ciders and lowballing this guy
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