Fairplay to whichever indonesian child was responsible for putting the zip on that jacket
- 🏆 CHAMPIONS! 🏆 #Pompey are winners of the Amputee FA Cup final at St. George’s Park after a 3-2 victory over Everton — congratulations, team! 💙
- What's going through that stewards head there? The guys voluntarily heading back for the stands, and rather than let him be like everyone else, you feel like you have to make your 'authority' known and assault him? You'll still get your £12 an hour fat boy
- Still believe there's a Premier league player in there somewhere. It's a very Peterborough signing though. They'll get him on a permanent because his stock is on the floor, turn him into a 25 goal a season LG1 striker, and sell him for 12M.✍️ Dane Scarlett has been recalled by Spurs from his loan at Ipswich Town. Any Championship or League One clubs need a striker?
- If we beat Accrington tonight and Peterborough and Wycombe lose we'd just need Sheff Wed, Plymouth, Ipswich, Barnsley, Derby and Bolton to all get docked 30 points each then we've got a shout at top 2
- Just seen Sol Campbell head to toe in pompey gear in Tesco Fratton @SkyKaveh. He dragged me to one side and whispered into my ear "We're the famous PFC where the fucks my MBE" then ran around the aisles screeching and calling people racist. Make of that what you will
- Fairplay to QPR matey who thought it was a good idea to hang about fratton spoons singing "You're just a shit Southampton". Hope he's doing ok after his nasty fall 😂
- Sean Davis in the Pompey 07/08 squadName that Premier league Team?
- In serious danger of becoming my favourite Pompey player ever
- Would dissolve the women's team for 3 points vs BlackburnMy wokest opinion is that you shouldn’t call yourself a fan of the club if you don’t take at least a passing interest in the women’s team (checking scores every now and then, knowing a couple of players etc). Not saying you have to be an ultra but at least an interest
- Geezers played less than an hour for us, is a Reading fan and probably still lives there what's he supposed to be doing playing the drums in our away end?Hey @Pompey fans #pompey #pup your new boy loves you lot so much, he chose to go party at the purple turtle with ding #readingfc 😘
- Big fan of Eric Eisner repeatedly tweeting 'we have to stay focused on ourselves' despite doing literally the complete opposite every single week 😭 funny bloke
- Full credit to the ref for not giving a foul there. Shouldnt have to credit a ref for a good tackle not being a foul, but 90% of refs probably give a yellow for absolutely no reason there
