Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersDec 24, 2022Red wine makes me want to text her a GIF5537737711K11K867K867K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersDec 25, 2022I’ve seen more boobs on the internet in one sitting than my grandpa has seen in his whole life10101771775.9K5.9K667K667K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersJan 1, 2023New Year’s resolution: griddy more663623623.5K3.5K414K414K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersDec 25, 2022Christmas morning stats: Presents: 7 Mimosas: 5 Texts to her: 2.5 Times I’ve listened to heavy metal: 110101111113.2K3.2K347K347K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersDec 24, 2022My dream girl: 1. Owns a cookbook 2. Doesn’t follow it 3. Has a big butt10101461463.2K3.2K329K329K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersDec 25, 2022I’m the Michael Jordan of missing my high school girlfriend111161612.3K2.3K409K409K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersDec 24, 2022Going for the family record of wine drank at dinner tonight. All red. No brakes.111175752.4K2.4K269K269K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersFeb 12, 2023The ball’s been in her court for a couple years now661571572.2K2.2K172K172K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersFeb 22, 2023You guys eat your chipotle left to right or right to left?818139392.1K2.1K512K512K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersJan 27, 2023I have the body of a man whose wife fucks her pilates instructor to counting crows song’s (I’m thinking about getting in shape this year.)212146461.5K1.5K278K278K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersFeb 4, 2023My type: 1. Hates every fiber of my being 2. Is kinda tan8874741.3K1.3K149K149K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersJul 13, 2023If I’m drinking and I can see my reflection you’re have 0% of my attention58581.2K1.2K113K113K
Rusty Featherstone@rustyfeathersFeb 22, 2023Giving up small titty goth girls for lent… just kidding can you imagine?6636361K1K175K175K
