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Schmrypto ☎️
@schmrypto
I move like lasagna. Married to @Schmrypta and the game. Almighty God of the Schmryptoverse, Steward of the Mallary Archive. Richest person in the world (again)
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    Apr 6
    Schmrypto Does Web3: Episode Round-Up Thread! Co-Hosted by @WhitehornPowell
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    Schmrypto ☎️
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    Feb 4, 2023
    Let's put the speculation to bed: I'm working with a small team to create a contract that I believe will see the formation of the first Black Check later this year. Token art by the incredible @DesLucrece. Expect a trustless permissionless aggregator that will birth a new DAO. ☑️
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    Schmrypto ☎️
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    Aug 31, 2023
    Who Is Robert Mallary? Robert Mallary was one of the most successful American artists of the 1950's, known at the time mostly for his trash and assemblage and resin-based works. When the industrial resins he worked with severely poisoned him he was forced to abandon the
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    Schmrypto ☎️
    @schmrypto
    Feb 13, 2023
    Check #1: How it started vs. How it's going
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    Schmrypto ☎️
    @schmrypto
    Feb 14, 2023
    Presenting 1-Check #1, made entirely of Checks starting with '1' on Day 1. I wanted a fast and bright red, got this Raspberry 2x speed; I'm very happy with the results! Can't wait to burn this beauty for the Black Check soon!
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    Schmrypto ☎️
    @schmrypto
    Feb 13, 2023
    Presenting Check #1! Nothing special in the rarity department, but that's fine since it's destined to be burned to form the cornerstone of the first Black Check!
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    Schmrypto ☎️
    @schmrypto
    Dec 22, 2023
    What idiot picked the colors for these emojis? 📈📉
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    Schmrypto ☎️
    @schmrypto
    Jul 14, 2021
    I'm excited to announce my new 1/1 gallery, Schmrypto's Museum of Anthropogenic Crypto Art (SMOACA, rhymes with cloaca). I'd be honored if folks were interested in perusing my collection; this is only the beginning! oncyber.io/smoaca #NFT #NFTs #nftart #NFTCommunity
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    SMOACA Central
    The Central Hall of Schmrypto's Museum of Anthropogenic Crypto Art, a private institution devoted to the curation of non-algorithmic, 1/1 NFTs.. Established in 2021
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    Schmrypto ☎️
    @schmrypto
    Nov 10, 2023
    Please take profits this time. Love, Someone who saw $11,000,000 in unrealized gains dissolve in the bear
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    Schmrypto ☎️
    @schmrypto
    Sep 8, 2025
    The first official Schmaints physical is done! It was hand-embroidered by my mom over the last couple of weeks; I'll frame it and bring it to Marfa to display!
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    Schmrypto ☎️
    @schmrypto
    Jan 26, 2023
    Holding a blue Defy? I have an offer for you: Burn a blue and change your pfp to your new color, like/follow/retweet and comment on this Tweet with #DefyCaution. One random participant will receive the 7 Defy they need to complete their set, a 4.3 ETH value!
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    Schmrypto ☎️
    @schmrypto
    Sep 1, 2025
    Schmaints are a generative series of ready-made symbols of resistance for the digital age. They were inspired by Christian Borys' Saint Javelin of Ukraine, which was itself inspired by Chris Shaw's Madonna Kalashnikov.
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    Schmrypto ☎️
    @schmrypto
    Mar 8, 2023
    TFW when the most discussed collection in the world changes its metadata to your pfp.
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    Schmrypto ☎️
    @schmrypto
    Jan 4, 2023
    Howdy Degens! I'm excited to announce the largest expansion yet to SMOACA (rhymes with cloaca)! We've got two new @oncyber Temple wings featuring 1/1 humanmade art; the North Wing for Tez, the East Wing for ETH. Both can be reached via portal from oncyber.io/smoaca (1/8)
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    SMOACA Central
    The Central Hall of Schmrypto's Museum of Anthropogenic Crypto Art, a private institution devoted to the curation of non-algorithmic, 1/1 NFTs.. Established in 2021
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