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Block 305

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Block 305

@scousehawkeye

@scouseporkpie @HawkeyeScouse Season ticket holder, regular attendee to a European cup final. Physically seen my team win every domestic trophy since 1995 ✋🏼

Joined December 2016

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@scousehawkeye
Nov 20, 2020
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@Owen_1906
May 20, 2020
That scousehawkeye on here can wind up blues better than anyone I’ve ever seen, really is unbelievable stuff
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@scousehawkeye
May 23, 2022
Kompany defo goosed yer bird. 😭
Kelly Welles
@kelly_welles
May 23, 2022
The sins of the father apparently extends to haircuts.
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@scousehawkeye
Sep 18, 2020
Proper scouser Michael Edwards. Blagging Bayern we’re skint so need to pay for Thiago on the drip over 5 years and as Thiago’s signing on the dotted line he’s phoning Jota who’s parked round the corner from Melwood and buying him for 35 million. Yesss Micky lad 😂😂👊🏼
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@scousehawkeye
Jul 23, 2020
Since 2001 Liverpool have won every single trophy available for them to win in club football, some of them multiple times. Everton haven’t won at Anfield since 1999. Thank fuck I’m a red. 😍
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@scousehawkeye
Jun 21, 2020
Straight into these trophy dodging, Lonsdale wearing, wife beating, purple pyro throwing, Rhyl living, KAG shouting, misery loving, child throwing, siren and booing wailing, imaginary stadium believing, Sly Stalowene shouting, wooden ground sitting, fat Sam fingering divvies 👌🏼
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@scousehawkeye
Dec 2, 2020
19 year old Curtis Jones wasn’t born the last time Everton won a trophy or the last time they won at Anfield but he does have more Champions League goals than Andy Gray, Graeme Sharp, Tony Cottee, Tim Cahill, Duncan Ferguson, Yakubu, Leon Osman, Richarlison and DCL put together.
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@scousehawkeye
Feb 24, 2020
Straight into these pie n mash eating, rosey Lea drinking, flat cap, Burberry and skinny jeans with no socks wearing, Chaz n Dave Loving, cor blimey governor shouting, button collecting, God save the queen singing, dog and bone answering, chimney sweeping cockney twats reds 👊🏼
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@scousehawkeye
Feb 29, 2020
Come on Reds, straight into these Elton John loving, Crocodile Rock singing, Royal family adoring, Geri Halliwell breeding, Luther Blissett selling, Z Cars playing, Troy Deeney looking, Hi Karate smelling, Stone Island wearing, antwacky, s*n reading plazzy cockney Tory pricks👊🏼
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@scousehawkeye
Jul 2, 2020
Straight in to these 6 fingered, web footed, Everton pimping, Terry Christian sounding, mad for it shouting, Shaun Ryder looking, Burberry wearing, bottled our bus crying, monobrow fashioning, FFP cheating, trophy buying, oil stinking, attendance blagging rats tonight eh champs👊🏼
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@scousehawkeye
Mar 20, 2020
All sounds great this Tory plan but wait till it’s all over and they trying to recoup every penny. It’ll be the north and the poor they hit. Taxes will go up, police will be cut and the NHS stripped. Don’t trust them Tory pricks 👍🏼
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@scousehawkeye
Feb 1, 2020
Straight into these Matt Le Tissier looking, denim bin n brace wearing, straw chewing, Craaaaaaiiiiiig David Listening, on a Wednesday love making, Fire starter dancing, Paco Rabane smelling, Titanic sinking, antwacky, Tory voting, Southampton scruffy twats today the reds. 👊🏼
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@scousehawkeye
Aug 29, 2020
Straight into these Union Jack waving, God save the Queen whistling, Piers Morgan grooming, Bubonic plague starting, European bottling, Fam and blood shouting, Boris bumming, Charlie George hairstyling, Stone Island wearing, Aramis stinking, Nurf Landan divvies today eh reds 👊🏼
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@scousehawkeye
Sep 11, 2021
Emma Raducanu is 18 and won more trophies than Everton have in the past 26 years despite spending 95 zillion and trying with 26 different managers. 😭
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@scousehawkeye
Aug 22, 2022
Straight into these inbred, cousin goosing, zebra kex wearing, nan finishing, web footed, 6 fingered, Mick Hucknall looking, Norwich scarf waving, trophy dodging, sex offender supporting, toe sucking, wife beating, rat looking, Glaziers out crying, antwacky twats tonight eh reds.