Laurie Voss (@seldo) / X

Laurie Voss

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Laurie Voss

@seldo

Head of Developer Relations at @arizeai. Previously: @llamaindex, @netlify, co-founder @npmjs. 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸 he/him @seldo.com on BlueSky.

Sea Ranch & San Francisco, CA

Joined November 2006

Laurie Voss
@seldo
Aug 9, 2021
I'm not a professional data analyst, but... oh wait I *am* a professional data analyst. Nebraska is lying about how many covid cases it has.
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Sep 14, 2019
Scooby-Doo is a positive show with three key messages for children: 1. Monsters aren't real 2. The problem is always greedy capitalists; unmask them 3. Always bring snacks Scooby-doo's 50th anniversary is this week!
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Oct 29, 2022
Seriously though: Facebook is a wasteland, Twitter in turmoil, Instagram has collapsed trying to be TikTok, and TikTok isn't a social network. If you wanted to start a social network, this would be the best time in 10 years to try that.
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Sep 28, 2019
Did you know that for 200 years we've known that spiders can fly but haven't really understood how they did that and we finally worked it out and the answer is "they ride the earth's magnetic fields at will"??? Nature is fucking awesome.
Spiders Can Fly Hundreds of Miles Using Electricity
From theatlantic.com
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Feb 2, 2019
A guide for Europeans following American politics, translating common terms: "Extreme left wing" = center left "Left wing" = center right "Moderate" = right wing "Right wing" = extreme right "Extreme right wing" = fascists
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Dec 4, 2017
Dear news organizations of the internet: never the fuck ever do I want to watch a video instead of read the article I clicked on. I don't care if it's related to the article or not. I am not interested in unexpected noise coming from a web page. Knock it the fuck off.
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Feb 24, 2024
No but seriously Reddit's net loss last year was $90m, if they had paid their CEO "only" 50 million fucking dollars they would have been profitable.
Sebastiaan de With
@sdw
Feb 24, 2024
hi folks I’m the reddit ceo just looking for a quick budget check, we’re going to ipo soon but we’re still losing money somehow servers 20 million payroll 60 million office rent 5 million my comp is 193 million someone please help me budget my company. my website is dying
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Oct 14, 2022
The metaverse video in which they said they've added feet was faked, they have still not cracked the technology for adding legs.
Facebook's Legs Video Was A Lie - Kotaku
From kotaku.com
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Oct 9, 2024
The electoral college is DEI for republicans.
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Jan 17, 2022
Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻‍💻
@CarlaNotarobot
Jan 17, 2022
The existence of Google Earth, Apple Air, and Amazon Fire implies there must be a Microsoft Water.
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Aug 9, 2021
Replying to @seldo
"Nobody in Nebraska has covid except the cities where democrats live" is not a plausible data pattern.
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Aug 13, 2021
It's almost as if we have some sort of prior experience with pandemics.
Mia Moore
@StopTweetingMia
Aug 13, 2021
queers gotta fuck
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Feb 6, 2018
This is WILD. A single mutation 25 years ago created an all-female species of crayfish that reproduces asexually in huge numbers, and they are literally taking over the world:
This Mutant Crayfish Clones Itself, and It’s Taking Over Europe (Published 2018)
From nytimes.com
Laurie Voss
@seldo
Dec 4, 2019
For the record, when Lincoln said "a house divided cannot stand" he did not mean "we need to compromise with the slave owners", he meant "we are going to crush them into the dirt" and then he did.