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Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
44-year-old personal trainer. enjoys hockey. Cornish. #bisexual. Lovable and considerate, but can also be very unintelligent and a bit sneaky. He/Him/Shmeg.
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Jul 18
    when A24 year old is being mean you can tell them to shove a Kane in their Backrooms. Parsons
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Jul 10, 2025
    How to ruin a 5 year friendship: retard edition
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Dec 16, 2024
    dawg this app is straight up making people fucking retarded LOL
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    FLAT OUT TRUTH
    @TheFlatEartherr
    Dec 15, 2024
    Are you ready for this rabbit hole? 🐰
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Jan 9, 2025
    IRL diamond camo 1:1 scale DSR on a bed with no sheets is so unimaginably fucking tough God bless the gaming community ❤️
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    Rushin
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    Jan 8, 2025
    Activision gonna hit a irl 1080 instaswap on him
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @JohnBummit
    That’s my bro, he might be an idiot right now, but that’s still my bro
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @makz
    Borderline retarded if you ask me
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Mar 30, 2023
    Call of Duty editors from 2012-2016 went on to make blockbuster films Notably working on the final trilogy of Star Wars movies, Avengers: End Game, and the newest Avatar No algorithm bullshit, just natural talent that grew into a full-fledged career because of the 1000’s of
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Jul 14, 2025
    dawg if he gets the electric chair he’s gonna drop a Max Ammo there’s literally zero chance this guy ISN’T a zombie
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    Right Angle News Network
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    Jul 13, 2025
    BREAKING - Progressive DA Amy Padden of Colorado plans to drop all charges against Solomon Galligan who attempted to kidnap a child near Black Forest Hills Elementary due to “mental incompetency.”
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Nov 6, 2025
    I went to school with a girl who has literally never missed a day of school Kindergarten to Senior year, 13 total years of school, 180 days a piece, she never missed one She got a plaque when we graduated that said something to the effect of “2,340/2,340” for the perfect record
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Jan 2, 2021
    I know u hate getting fucking ratio’d
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    May 3, 2021
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @Icy_Rapture
    Unironically I’m so fucking pressed LOL he’s a cool guy but holy shit every person he brings around is a fucking moron
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
    @shmegmoid
    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @brnadonball
    I’m sorry you don’t like the way I talk to my friends, random account on Twitter I should listen to everything you say and bow down to you because You Took The Moral High Ground
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    Shmegmoid Johnson
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    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @ahad
    This is sadly real, my texts with Days are way funnier than this
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