Like a true Italian, Luigi Mangione's fatal error as an assassin was giving himself away by stopping to flirt with the cashier at the cafe before going to work
Actually, obligatory:
Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.
The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.”
The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.
They continue walking until
Incredible how Melania dominates the visual hierarchy. In this photo are the wealthiest and most powerful men on earth and some of the most consequential politicians of the last century—but when some student opens a history book in 500 years and sees this image, they’ll pick out
Okay but really — why do we have a political system that lets 58-year-old women scream at an Army Ranger about how he’s a sexist prick for not wanting nursing mothers in rifle platoons in front line combat, something that has been understood since the dawn of time by intuition
Elon / DOGE need to re-hire the staffer. We can't move forward if the lefty journalists still get to call balls and strikes by doxxing people from deleted social media accounts. The whole point of this is that the Old Way is done.
Also worth pointing out how hilarious it is that everyone was like, "WOW CLEARLY A PROFESSIONAL HIT" and it turned out to be a grad student on mushrooms
