Pinnedalli@sonofalliDec 16, 2025tech bro obsessed with "storytelling" but hasn't read a book in the last 5 years2822822.6K2.6K28K28K653K653K
alli@sonofalliFeb 17, 2025it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands96696629K29K372K372K10M10M
alli@sonofalliJan 6, 2023consulting is so funny because why would you ask a 21 year old for advice2342346.8K6.8K142K142K9.4M9.4M
alli@sonofalliNov 26, 2022my bf’s friend group (26 year olds) got drunk and retook the SATs2912913.4K3.4K126K126K
alli@sonofalliFeb 22, 2023my friend just found out 1 year into a relationship that her therapist is her boyfriend’s mom3893893.2K3.2K111K111K5.7M5.7M
alli@sonofalliApr 29, 2025there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth2612615K5K85K85K3.2M3.2M
alli@sonofalliAug 5, 2024balding men panicking about the markets… my guy you’re worried about the wrong recession4624624.8K4.8K62K62K3.9M3.9M
alli@sonofalliOct 1, 2025babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”1871874.5K4.5K55K55K1.3M1.3M
alli@sonofalliAug 11, 2024the traffic will be so bad during the 2028 LA olympics y’all might as well start driving now1081083.6K3.6K46K46K1.5M1.5M
alli@sonofalliApr 1, 2025babe are you ok? it’s q2 and you’ve barely touched your “q1 roadmap”1351353.4K3.4K39K39K1.6M1.6M
alli@sonofalliApr 29, 2024lost another friend today to half marathon training83831.4K1.4K29K29K1.7M1.7M
alli@sonofalliApr 3, 2025help he keeps referring to our wedding as “a merger”10610668968924K24K742K742K
