The plan:
- ask the boys what the move is
- get 0 replies (they have a chat without me)
- have 2 beers
- start watching Netflix show, get bored and try another
- another beer
- double text to the chat and don’t get a response
- 3 more beers
- darkness sets in
- stare at the void
If there’s one thing i miss about college it’s drinking on a porch
Nice out? Whose porch are we drinking on? No class or homework? Time to drink on a porch. Bored on a Tuesday eve? Porch drinking it is
What are the rules on drinking non alcoholic beer at the office?
Like hypothetically if i slammed a 12 pack of NA beer in the middle of the workday would that be okay?
The plan:
- 18 Guinnesses with the fellas
- talk to ZERO women
- touchtunes creed
- run the pool table
- lose badly at pool because I’m cross eyed drunk
- airplay my hudl on the bar TV
- Uber eats $121 worth of pizza
- pass out with the lights on
- sleep through my Uber eats
Go ahead anon. Leave NYC. Move to the Texas donut apartment complex in buckhead Atlanta. Sit in 30 mins of traffic to go 2 miles. Door dash zaxbys for dinner every night. Tell yourself this is what happiness is
