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jackson
@squashedlikebug
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Winston-Salem, NC
Born July 14
Joined August 2022
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    jackson
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    Jan 16, 2024
    [ not sure whether to mention your barrel ] I like your suspenders,
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    jackson
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    Apr 14, 2025
    I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues
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    jackson
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    Jun 26, 2023
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    jackson
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    May 29, 2024
    A library card should also grant you access to some random doors around the city to encourage reading
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    jackson
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    Jun 30, 2024
    I am financially advising you to convert all of your money into pennies and then convert those pennies into flattened pennies at the zoo or natural science museum
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    jackson
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    May 29, 2024
    Cool dentist I saw climbing around his dentist office on instagram
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    jackson
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    Oct 11, 2023
    oven has a Window , microwave too , you can see All the way through a blender , but the Dish washer , oh No you could Never see in there , they Refuse to let us See what’s going on in there
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    jackson
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    Sep 28, 2023
    i can’t say i’ve ever bird Watched but i’ve Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it
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    jackson
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    Mar 29, 2024
    Even if you shrunk King Kong down to the size of a normal gorilla there would still be something special about him
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    jackson
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    Nov 19, 2023
    would Love to be reduced down to a Simmer , i Need that right now
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    jackson
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    May 28, 2023
    [ after finding out you have a Lemon tree in your backyard ] i’ve Always considered us Good friends,
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    jackson
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    Dec 22, 2023
    eating a pink frosted donut with sprinkles and then needing to eat a normal glazed one to ground myself and remind myself im just a normal guy and i shouldn’t get so carried away
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    jackson
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    Oct 17, 2023
    you shouldn’t have to Look up what Streaming service has tom and jerry , it should be a Public work , there should be a Button on every remote that puts on some Cartoons , it should be as Seamless as a Light switch
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    jackson
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    May 19, 2024
    Wearing a tshirt you got from a tshirt cannon probably feels electric
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