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Michael Stuernbecker
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1997 All-SEPA 1st team The most nuanced takes on this app
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Jul 13, 2025
    Saw my 9th grade gf on hinge
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Mar 19, 2025
    Chat, does this play?
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Dec 12, 2024
    Replying to @CoachFrost7
    Yeah no I think you marry her
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Nov 6, 2024
    Replying to @Wag4Ags
    And PA
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Dec 2, 2024
    GENTLEMEN.
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Nov 21, 2024
    Replying to @McmannScrooge
    Fellas is it gay to text a girl
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Nov 28, 2024
    Replying to @rtrjohnny
    Real ball knowers know that its her sister who posts psychotic shit is the one
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Apr 16, 2025
    Replying to @suchnerve
    Its El Salvador why do we care that they are killing people
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Mar 19, 2025
    She your sister or something? Grow up
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Dec 8, 2024
    Replying to @wayne_kerr69420
    Just proved yourself as a non ball knower
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Jun 29, 2025
    Replying to @barryblowbomber
    I wish i could. She puts her new man on there too much and it just ruins everything
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Feb 28, 2025
    Replying to @gulley_baby
    That lady is 53? Holy shit
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Feb 22, 2025
    Yeah shes got a cock. Run
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    Michael Stuernbecker
    @stuernbecker
    Jun 11, 2025
    Replying to @BockoCocko
    DEI is getting out of hand
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