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Jen Monroe

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Jen Monroe

@thatjenmonroe

Actual American. Also actual DC resident. Co-host of @ambXover. Extremely Online, tweets are mine alone don’t steal them ya jerks

Washington, DC

jenmonroe.substack.com

Joined March 2010

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Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Jul 14
Where we discuss the Grahams we lost last week
Ambitious Crossover Attempt
@ambXover
Jul 14
EPISODE 221: The death of Lindsey Graham, the Platner campaign postmortem, and an extended What Are We Consuming? Links below!
Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Sep 20, 2024
It’s gotta be rough being 50, leaving your wife and kids for someone 20 years younger, only to have her cheat on you with a 70 year old who has a brainworm
New York Post
@nypost
Sep 20, 2024
Olivia Nuzzi’s ex-fiance Ryan Lizza confirms broken engagement after RFK Jr. sexting scandal trib.al/zYVLYVV
Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Mar 7, 2025
He was openly mocked for being naive about Putin I remember because I was an adult in 2001
MichaeloKeeffe
@Mick_O_Keeffe
Mar 3, 2025
George Bush used to drive Putin around his ranch in a pick-up and nobody called him a Russian puppet.
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Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Dec 10, 2018
There are sex workers who love their job There are sex workers who view the job as “meh, it’s a living” There are sex workers who hate the job and are doing it until something better comes up Just. Like. Every. Other. Job. On. The. Planet. #SexWorkIsWork
Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Dec 27, 2019
It should be -18 to vote -18 to drink -18 to ingest tobacco -18 to ingest THC -18 to enlist -18 to be tried as an adult Because if we’re going to have an age of legal adulthood it needs to apply across the board
Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
May 1, 2025
In a sane world, this quote alone would destroy a Republican’s career
Eric Boehm
@EricBoehm87
May 1, 2025
"Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls. And maybe the two dolls will cost a couple bucks more than they would normally." -- This Guy ⏬
Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Mar 2, 2025
All Vance had to do was nod, say “that is a valid point about the ceasefire and we can definitely discuss it later”, sign the deal, and have lunch Odd nobody seems to expect that of him
Thomas Hern
@ThomasMHern
Mar 1, 2025
Scott Jennings sums it up perfectly on CNN with Laura Coates Live. "I mean, all Zelenskyy had to do today was put on a tie, show up, smile, say 'thank you,' sign the papers, and have lunch. That‘s it. And he couldn‘t do that."
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Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Oct 24, 2023
Lefty: I have been censored for my views on Palestine Me: Holy shit! You were censored for advocating a two state solution? L: LOL no...no not those views Me: So humanitarian aid to Gaza? L: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? L: Oh, you know the ones
Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Oct 30, 2023
Replying to @neontaster
Yeah that’s a manicure that’s been grown out for three weeks But to know that would mean having actually interacted with a woman in real life so
Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Feb 22, 2019
You guys you remember that one time a network cancelled a whole freakin’ show over a tweet?
E! News
@enews
Feb 21, 2019
Jussie Smollett is back on the #Empire set two hours after leaving jail. eonli.ne/2E0NQkn
Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Apr 24, 2018
Just to recap the Alfie Evans situation: The State has decided it will no longer treat him. The State has decided he cannot be taken elsewhere for treatment. The State has decided he cannot leave the hospital. Makes one wonder how the State views its citizens.
Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Jun 21, 2021
Regulate your own damn behavior
New York Post
@nypost
Jun 21, 2021
Heart attack survivor who had 12 energy drinks a day aims to ban sales to kids trib.al/8VVa3pD
Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Aug 19, 2019
It’s sentences like this that made me learn to love the Oxford comma
POLITICO
@politico
Aug 19, 2019
Newt Gingrich, a three-star Air Force general and former publicist for Michael Jackson and Prince want to create a $2 billion sweepstakes to see who can establish and run the first lunar base politico.pro/2zaFIf6
Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Aug 12, 2025
I like how people who have never lived in DC, would never live in DC, and are scared to come to DC have Very Strong Opinions about crime in DC It’s not Fallujah, it’s just a normal city