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    umar
    @umxr94
    Jul 15, 2018
    Ariana’s impact
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    NowThis Impact
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    Dec 26, 2017
    This activist tried to steal a baby Jesus statue in Vatican City while chanting 'God is woman!'
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    Aug 3, 2020
    my chamomile tea trying to calm me down
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    @umxr94
    Nov 13, 2019
    my sink is fucked how do i fix this
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    @umxr94
    Oct 1, 2023
    it's october 🧡
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    3M03M
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    @umxr94
    Dec 29, 2020
    "Next customer please?"
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    @umxr94
    Dec 21, 2023
    i'm so obsessed with her
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    @umxr94
    Dec 26, 2021
    my 2022 new year resolution:
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    @umxr94
    Mar 15, 2023
    this is her now
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    Carol Roth
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    Mar 15, 2023
    3 years ago today, shutdowns began in order to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
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    @umxr94
    May 27, 2019
    oh my fucking god 💀
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    Jun 2, 2018
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    @umxr94
    Apr 30, 2020
    princess peach in 8th place watching a blue shell go past her
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    @umxr94
    Sep 17, 2023
    she'd make a cunty exam invigilator
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    Sep 2, 2021
    "she said she doesn't want to be a pie!!"
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    Oct 1, 2022
    the way gü pots go from a dessert to an ash tray is such cunty energy
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