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karl stole my sausage
@userizzlonely
Human 23 I am thinking that maybe I shouldn't be thinking
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    Jan 10
    i think this might be my best work yet.
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    Oct 20, 2024
    Every time someone asks me, "Tu itna shaant kyu rehta hai?" A part of me dies inside, and it makes me realise that this society is designed for the well-adjusted extroverts and not the slightly unhinged introverts.
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    @userizzlonely
    Oct 10, 2024
    "Tu itna shaant kyu rehta hai?" Tu chup kyu nahi rehta lavde. Maine tujhe se kabhi pucha kya ki tu itna kyu bolta rehta hai?!
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    @userizzlonely
    May 15, 2025
    Watching Art Attack was fun, but the only thing it taught me was how to waste fevicol like a millionaire.
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    @userizzlonely
    Aug 31, 2025
    Guys, look at the cake I made today.
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    Aug 15, 2025
    Studying at a Ryan International school has done irrevocable damage to my mind, because why did I randomly start singing yeshu ki stuti gaaye hum?
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    Jun 22, 2024
    A thread of some of the things I have cooked in recent times: Veggies in tandoori sauce with lemon coriander rice.
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    @userizzlonely
    Aug 1, 2024
    Would I even be a good boyfriend if I didn't bake a cake for my imaginary girlfriend on girlfriend's day???
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    @userizzlonely
    Dec 6, 2024
    Kal lab mein baith ke timepass karunga.
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    @userizzlonely
    Jun 8, 2025
    LUNCH 👨🏼‍🍳
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    @userizzlonely
    Dec 15, 2024
    Yaar koi meri girlfriend ban jao yaar mai har week ek cake bana ke dunga please maan jao.
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    Aug 13, 2024
    I love how a single strand of her hair falls so perfectly to the side, and she doesn't even know it.
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    @userizzlonely
    Aug 3, 2025
    Spent my sunday morning drawing with some kids.
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    Oct 18, 2024
    My conversation skills are the best when I'm talking to myself.
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