- smoking weed when you're a boy with long hair must be like damn i'm so fuckin high and im a boy with long hair
- online college bullymy online college bully just told me it’s cause he didn’t know how to ask to be my friend
- what the library feels like when u really need to poop
- just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction they put me in the squid ward
- spent 4 years listening to liberals bitch and moan “biden can’t do that 🥺 his hands are tied 😖” only to watch trump do backflips in the white house with no legal pushback
- the consequences of having schools closed for two years is showing
- close enough welcome back 2013 tumblr
- turned 24 and instantly lost the ability to embed images #Unclewhen i’m emo and someone asks how many beers i wwant
