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Replying to @this_is_malloryIt’s true, I fixed my vision with spiritually healing crystals. All I needed to do was pay someone to fashion them into thin lenses and put them in a frame so they could rest on my face and constantly send positive energy to my eyes.- Replying to @cmclymerYeah parents should be held accountable unless this kid was literally a safe cracking savant
- Replying to @dieworkwearDid clothing last longer in the past? Higher quality, better construction? Not saying you can’t pay for that now, but expensive now can often just mean brand name, not necessarily quality
- Replying to @BonecondorI’d like a glass of your most expensive red mixed with your cheapest white and served to me in a dog bowl on ice.
- Replying to @ChrisJBakkeWhy would you ruin a Diet Coke with a Fine Oak?
- there are only 3 attorneys in the US who bill $3000/hr glad i now know who Shayne called.1 year ago today I got raided by the fbi for building Polymarket cheers to free markets, the American dream, and $3000/hr lawyers
- Replying to @thadley0 @notmyspacetom and @jzuxEU Countries: “We hope you enjoyed your brief layover in our mall, please go through security again even though you haven’t been outside of an airport/plane in over 16 hours”
- Replying to @tmsilvermanServed with women in the military and I’ve got to say hard disagree. If you can meet the standards you should be able to serve. However, the standards must be maintained
- Replying to @R89Capital and @balajisRex, the guys who built this are the type of people that US tech companies are trying to get H1-B visas for.
- Have you donned your powdered wig?
- Replying to @bananafitzThis one has lived rent free in my head since I saw it as a child theonion.com/clinton-deploy…
