> be me
> be 16
> play league of legends every day after school
> hardstuck low master
> shen gets reworked
> try him out
> win every game
> roleswap from jungle to top lane to play shen
> reach challenger instantly
> friends say it doesnt count because EUNE
> transfer to EUW
>
If you have a bad day remember you can play W-max full support items Tryndamere in ARAM and make enemies have negative AD while you chill with 40k healing end of game.
Trynda ARAM Buffs for reference:
Damage Dealt +10%
Damage Received -10%
Healing +20%
> fake quit league for 100 days
> go practice on Antartica 314159LP superserver under the guidance of 6pek (rank 1 s*ilver)
> come back to euw
> ???
> 🥶🥶🥶
MagiFelix can be 20% HP on a 9/0 Syndra with 25 Mejai's stacks and still flash in front of a Caitlyn Ultimate for his Shen... This is not a human. He is a god.
I wrote my Master's thesis on League of Legends.
After my thesis presentation, I spent 5 minutes debating with my professor on Deadman's Plate vs Heartsteel as Shen's first item.
Just realized today for a second to think about how absurd that is...
Obviously you go Deadman's
Office chairs are a disease.
I switched to a treadmill-only setup 8 months ago;
best decision I've ever made.
I reached EUW Challenger in League while walking every game. Adaptation takes a few weeks, first ARAM I played I got a Passive reset on Jinx and ran into my desk.
If
> wake up at 3 am in cold sweat
> remember dreaming of tank ashe
> try to go back to sleep (unsuccessfully)
> give up and load up league at 6 am
> lock in Ashe with Grasp
> ...
