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Andrew
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Andrew
@1000gramsofcoke
stand up comedian & living proof that anyone can have a podcast
- Replying to @BleuCaponeshit started disappearing like someone was messing with the time-space continuum
- Replying to @GarethNotGarthGareth, Hope this message reaches you in good spirits. Flat looks right proper if you ask me. Can I crash on your couch for a night or two when you get one? Cheers, Andrew
- Replying to @Raindropsmedia1when you fuck a stud u gotta pull them long ass basketball shorts to the side
- Replying to @hurdiwascancel1i need to know what my grandma did first
- Replying to @yungskuntebonywhite women ages 11-45 are all either kleptomaniacs or alcoholics or both
- Replying to @K1ngk0323 and @t_sadiityshit only like 6 fingers stacked up i know i got enough for that
- Replying to @raphousetv2“no paperwork” then don’t let her cohabitate otherwise you gon end up paying alimony on a common-law marriage
- Replying to @regretfuIbuyer and @getjadawhy are male gynecologist allowed to become congressmen
