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Gareth
@GarethNotGarth
The bad thing about being bald isn’t having no hair, it’s having some hair! I have PTSD, no it's not from being bald. Unluckiest man in the world ™
Dublin City, Ireland
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Joined October 2022
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    Jan 13, 2023
    Mini Battenbergs are better than full size Battenberg because there’s a greater marzipan to cake ratio.
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    Apr 7, 2025
    Life starting again at 51 years old.
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    Apr 7, 2025
    Divorce. Massive debt. The usual. Got a new place on a new Irish government scheme thing. Keys today.
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    Feb 27, 2025
    Hey @emma_okelly did you ask the guy who has a brand new car and €1500 jacket why he doesn’t rent anywhere??
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    Sep 7, 2024
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    Oct 31, 2024
    All ready for tonight.
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    Sep 14, 2024
    Dear other 40 something sexy blonde women - I am also a fat, disabled Northern Irish bloke. Don’t hesitate to get in touch.
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    Apr 9, 2025
    Replying to @1000gramsofcoke
    No Americans!
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    Apr 7, 2025
    Replying to @rektdrinks
    Awesome, thank you.
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    Jul 24, 2024
    Petition to have the Manchester Airport cop placed on duty in London at the weekends??
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    Oct 10, 2023
    It turns out the only thing in the universe that @GaryLineker doesn’t have a public opinion on is the mass slaughter of Jews.
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    Gareth
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    May 6, 2023
    The old socialist views go quickly out the window once the invitation from the Palace arrives, don’t they!
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    Nov 30, 2024
    #GeneralElection2024
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    Feb 5, 2025
    Whatever you got paid for this @petercrouch it wasn’t enough.
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