Ally Larson
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Ally Larson
@AllyTaft
My life is incredible because I deliberately built it this way. I post about personal and professional strategies for living the life you want.
Dallas, TX
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Joined March 2009
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Jul 26, 2024
    Several years back, I kept getting a call from a strange number and ignoring it. A few days later, I get a text saying, "if you get a call from an xxx number, pick up...it's Michael, he's calling you from jail." So I pick up the next time the number calls, and sure enough,
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    UFEDO⭑
    @theufedo
    Jul 25, 2024
    I need a friend with benefits, Not SEXUALLY… I’m talking about Nepotism & Privilege.
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Apr 7, 2024
    One of my best friends married a man she met on Hinge. She had the typical dating app experience and went on lots of dates before finally finding her now husband. He downloaded the app, and she was the first woman he matched with. He never met any other women from the app.
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Dec 11, 2024
    Early on in my relationship with my very tall guy, we had an ongoing debate about whether or not I would win in a fight against him, provided I was armed with a pool stick. I may have seen one too many movie, but I genuinely believed that a pool cue would give me the edge needed
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    Rachel Wilson
    @Rach4Patriarchy
    Dec 11, 2024
    A 4’10” woman just tried to use her best Krav Maga moves against a man in the @whatever studio live, and she ended up looking like the face hugger from the alien movies. 😂💀😭 only her delusions were destroyed. She’s OK. 😂😂😂
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Jul 26, 2024
    Replying to @ScottyTidwell
    🙌🏻 Your network is invaluable. This is why it helps to be kind and interesting.
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Dec 12, 2024
    I ordered myself a diamond tennis necklace from a boutique jeweler in NYC to celebrate my first truly large commission check. Paid extra for the gift wrapping, special box with a bow, handwritten card to myself -- the works. It arrived in normal packaging and when I reached out
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    Skylar Romines
    @skylarromines
    Dec 12, 2024
    If you’re going to buy something nice for yourself this holiday season, highly recommend getting it shipped to you in gift wrapping & writing yourself a nice lil note with it. Is it cheesy? Sure But it’s much more fun. Romanticize your life.
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Jul 27, 2025
    Was in love with a man and came to Dallas to visit him during covid. Over drinks, he told me he loved me enough to be honest with me. He knew how I felt about him, but the future mother of his children would be a woman who took care of herself. I was devastated, but I took what
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    May 28, 2025
    A guy did this to my best friend on a 3rd date, and we started calling him "Mr. Check Yes or No" in the group chat, and she never saw him again.
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    Kiraaa
    @dumbtwt7
    May 27, 2025
    Oh to be loved by a Romantic man 🥹♥️
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Apr 22, 2024
    Most insufferable man I matched with on Hinge was a middle-aged CRE guy. Asked him to let me know the make and model of his car so I could have a guest parking pass preemptively printed for him. (We were meeting at my place and walking to a spot in midtown for drinks.) He says,
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    May 23, 2024
    Replying to @Pflax1
    Oh, you're a cyclist. All of a sudden it makes sense!
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Feb 25, 2025
    I lost 120+ lbs, went blonde, whitened my teeth, and cleared up my skin without mentioning any of it to my Very Tall Guy after he moved back to Dallas during COVID. After completing my transformation, I manufactured a reason to fly to Dallas and run into him. He was shocked. 6
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Feb 19, 2025
    After seeing Ben Stiller's post about Heavyweights, I've been watching old childhood movies. Angels in the Outfield. The Sandlot. Rookie of the Year. Am I just nostalgic or were movies actually way better when we were kids?
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Feb 24, 2024
    Two years ago I went on a date with the exec chef of one of Atlanta's (now) Michelin starred restaurants. When he showed up, he said, "you ate at my restaurant in April with an older Asian man and last month with someone I am guessing was your brother because you seemed much
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Jul 26, 2024
    Replying to @KaleGreas
    Often times the "right" attorney depends a lot on who they know and less on their capabilities. Cheers to your attorney and I'm glad you didn't get your life derailed 🥂
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    Ally Larson
    @AllyTaft
    Aug 11, 2025
    Replying to @mikesmith187
    All serious vacuumers know it's Miele or bust.
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