I once saw an Orthodox teen hauling ass on a lime scooter as the last flickers of sunlight danced over the tops of the buildings and I think of him often
NARDWUAR: Now tell me Eddie, who is *extremely enunciated* Yoshinarry Ogahwah?
EDDIE KINGSTON: Bro who is this guy? How do you know about Yoshinari Ogawa? And how I used to rent his tapes on 163rd in the Bronx?? Bro this guy is crazy
It's actually deeply sad that something which is ostensibly a normal night anyone with friends has had a million times is such a flashpoint for this guy
Will Stancil continuously tweets with the affect of a youth misled by his older brother's friend, but in this case the older brother's friend is Henry Kissinger
Tenryu, the people love... The people love Tenryu. You know he's not allowed to do the punch? They say he can't do the punch but he does the punch. Wow. And the enziguiri, and the powerbomb. But people say he can't do the punch