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Crab Ride Goon
@AngusLegstrong
Head Strength & Conditioning Coach, Redwall Abbey
California, Pennsylvania
senorfrogs.com/stalingrad
Joined May 2009
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Dec 4, 2021
    Hello Shane, these are my two Division I conference championship rings. I would ask to see yours but idk if they have a program at clown college
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    Shane Sparks
    @ShaneSparksBTN
    Dec 4, 2021
    Replying to @AngusLegstrong
    Says the guy who hides behind a Twitter handle….
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Dec 12, 2023
    Replying to @ViktorKagan
    Bro you're paying Ivy league tuition and they're using a canola/olive blend?????? Tragic
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Jul 6, 2022
    Replying to @Lubchansky
    I once saw an Orthodox teen hauling ass on a lime scooter as the last flickers of sunlight danced over the tops of the buildings and I think of him often
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    May 24, 2022
    NARDWUAR: Now tell me Eddie, who is *extremely enunciated* Yoshinarry Ogahwah? EDDIE KINGSTON: Bro who is this guy? How do you know about Yoshinari Ogawa? And how I used to rent his tapes on 163rd in the Bronx?? Bro this guy is crazy
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Feb 4, 2024
    Replying to @pattymo
    It's actually deeply sad that something which is ostensibly a normal night anyone with friends has had a million times is such a flashpoint for this guy
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Nov 28, 2023
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Apr 19, 2021
    Replying to @Lubchansky
    Solidarity from the worcestershire sauce factory
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Oct 24, 2023
    Telling my kids this is Bryan Keith
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    girlboss don biggavelli
    @rwxoxo
    Oct 24, 2023
    the garfcho amigo
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Oct 17, 2023
    Replying to @nkulw
    Will Stancil continuously tweets with the affect of a youth misled by his older brother's friend, but in this case the older brother's friend is Henry Kissinger
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Mar 23, 2024
    Replying to @ByYourLogic
    I opened the world's oldest vault and I freaked it
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    May 16, 2022
    Replying to @pattymo
    ok ngl "caprese hold the tomatoes" is one of the funniest things i've ever heard in my life. Hello could i have a BT sandwich please
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Jan 12, 2023
    Tenryu, the people love... The people love Tenryu. You know he's not allowed to do the punch? They say he can't do the punch but he does the punch. Wow. And the enziguiri, and the powerbomb. But people say he can't do the punch
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    marginally innocent
    @justabidinglaws
    Jan 12, 2023
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Mar 19, 2024
    Replying to @roun_sa_ville
    The first successful Intel op by Polish intelligence.....
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    Crab Ride Goon
    @AngusLegstrong
    Jan 21, 2024
    Replying to @nkulw
    The girl reading this
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