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Bridget Fondle
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Bridget Fondle
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mummy, cooking and gardening enthusiast, potential trouble source, #FKR
the woods
Joined January 2021
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    Bridget Fondle
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    Jul 20, 2024
    I need to get something off my chest About half of my house plants have been acquired by me ripping leaves off of plants in the Home Depot greenhouse and shoving them in my pocket to propagate at home
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    Bridget Fondle
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    Nov 3, 2024
    Replying to @littlebillie
    It’s always the juiciest ones too I swear this is A FEATURE
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    Bridget Fondle
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    May 21, 2024
    Replying to @eddy_sarah
    I would like to know how well it fit him
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    Bridget Fondle
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    Dec 25, 2023
    first stab at beef Wellington and I’m pleased to report I NAILED IT
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    Bridget Fondle
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    May 4, 2025
    laundry doers- I finally tried the 2:1 hydrogen peroxide/dawn dish soap stain remover and holy crap it’s amazing. It’s getting stains out of old baby clothes that have been washed and dried tons of times. We’re so back
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    Bridget Fondle
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    May 4, 2025
    Replying to @tallowqueen
    you will pry my xxxl evil clown Harley Davidson tshirt from my cold dead hands
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    Bridget Fondle
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    Jul 20, 2024
    Replying to @BRIDGETFONDLE_
    I encourage everyone to do this but also be cool don’t blow up the spot gnome sane
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    Bridget Fondle
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    Mar 25, 2024
    I’m going to need to see the chair
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    Grantavius
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    Mar 24, 2024
    My pregnant fiancee just told me we can't put the rocking chair my father bought for my mother that my sister and I were both nursed on in the baby's nursery because it won't match her "theme". Both my parents have passed. This is a big fucking issue for me.
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    Bridget Fondle
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    Mar 10, 2025
    no greige allowed in my house
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    Bridget Fondle
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    Jun 24, 2025
    Michael Easter said on @JusticeServedTV that if OJOK was found on his lawn, he would’ve started making coffee and breakfast, opened up his home as a command post, and asked what resources he would be able to help call in from Boston. He goes on to say Brian Albert’s actions /1
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    Bridget Fondle
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    Jul 21, 2024
    Replying to @myviewfromhere2
    Oh god. My crime has a name
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    Bridget Fondle
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    Jan 14, 2025
    whoever invented these deserves jail time
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    Bridget Fondle
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    Jun 24, 2025
    Replying to @BRIDGETFONDLE_
    “Defy logic. It’s disappointing. He is now trying to preserve his reputation. Yes, you should have ran out there, gone out there and done your job.” #KarenRead
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    Bridget Fondle
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    Apr 26, 2025
    When the “mothers needing help or breaks from their kids” discourse recycles itself I’ve noticed nobody ever mentions the children- is it not healthy and important developmentally for them to build relationships and spend time with other people, come a certain age?
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