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As a mom I am struggling to maintain my Twitter/home life balance.
littlebillie
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littlebillie
@littlebillie
Mediocre tweets. Read them; you’ll figure me out.
Where the way life should be
Joined May 2009
- “10 years ago my husband slept with my best fr-“ BOOP tweet disappeared cuz you just opened the app WHERE IS IT WHAT HAPPENED
- Child threw a tantrum all of Walmart cuz I wouldn’t buy donuts and as he’s continuing this fit in the checkout an employee is like oh what does he want? A donut? And hands him a random box. THANKS REAL HELPFUL.
- I’m waiting for it to come out that the gummy bear babysitter is a 14 year old they were paying $8 an hour
- My husband was on his way to the cupboard to get croutons for a salad but I told him I’d just make them for him instead
- All these containers are the types of things poor people do to try to feel rich.This level of consumerism makes me a little nauseous if I’m being honest.
00:00 - Replying to @charlicaravello @HannahPosted and @randombitsofwowYes it is
- If I invited someone to my baby shower and found out they wrote this unhinged rant about me on Twitter instead of *getting over themselves* I would no longer consider this person an acquaintance let alone someone I would invite to share in the joy of having babies.
- I spent 143.20 at Target yesterday but everything was on sale and then I got $10 back in circle rewards plus a $15 gift card so I actually saved you a lot of money
- It’s in there, look again. Right side door second shelf next to the ketchup.
- Replying to @harmonizedgraceBut at least they didn’t taste as good as the ones in the cupboard
