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Calder Venn
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Calder Venn
@CalderVenn
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Jun 18
    THE SEA IS CALLING. Treasure. Betrayal. Ancient secrets. a.co/d/0aMv0PTP
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Jul 28, 2025
    Replying to @addictcoaching and @heatdaddy69420
    what? bro if you’re fingerblasting your girl at a baseball game, you’re the bad guy, not whoever filmed you. there’s kids there. they should be in prison.
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Jul 30, 2025
    Replying to @littlebillie
    idk dude, i’ve got 3 kids and none of them have ever thrown a fit in a store. i think there’s a bigger problem here
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Jan 11, 2023
    Replying to @CageFooName and @fesshole
    Get ‘em Bill
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Jan 4, 2023
    Replying to @dieworkwear
    Watching Jordan Peterson slowly turn into a Batman villain
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Jan 4, 2023
    Replying to @DaleStarkA10
    Day 193 here on the homestead. My shovel broke so Amazon Prime brought me a new one. While I was at it I ordered Hello Fresh for my horses. Got some grit in my eye so I posted a pic of it on Insta. Exhausted and ready to sleep in my Casper mattress, promo code RoughinIt.
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Dec 13, 2022
    in 2022 i started a strict diet of buttered toast, 17 meals per day. so far i’ve lost -113 pounds
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Jan 9, 2023
    Replying to @JamesMelville
    neither was attempting to force people to take an experimental drug by threatening their livelihoods
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Jul 19, 2025
    Replying to @benlandautaylor
    for comparison, spotify paid joe rogan $100M for a five year contract, 882 episodes, with the average episode reaching 11 million people. that same $100M would get you 200 episodes of stephen colbert reaching about 2 million people apiece. that would mean rogan’s show is
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    May 16, 2023
    Replying to @Hamiltonianist
    We all reap what we sow. If everyone went back to $0 tomorrow, in 10 years the people who are rich now would be rich again, and the people who are poor now would be poor again.
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Feb 20, 2025
    Replying to @IterIntellectus
    works. appears to permit jailbreak. grok is now teaching me how to cook meth.
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Mar 10, 2025
    when you’re making out with your tattooed hinge date and you grab a fistful of her foam ass, that’s the first time you realize your grandparents were right about everything
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Jul 20, 2025
    Replying to @Rainmaker1973
    the revocation of this pass will be scathingly remembered in the talmud for 9,000 years
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    Calder Venn
    @CalderVenn
    Apr 28, 2023
    Replying to @Indian_Bronson
    Shout out to @OwenBenjamin who told us Crowder is gay like 5 years ago and received nothing but hate and ridicule for telling the truth
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