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Brandy Jensen
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Brandy Jensen
@BrandyLJensen
See that she chews her food well, and sets her foot down firmly on the ground when she walks, and you're all right.
Joined March 2015
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Sep 11, 2021
    that’s so much time to die
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Sep 23, 2024
    8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Nov 13, 2024
    no I was reading
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    Stacked Librarian
    @StckedLibrarian
    Nov 12, 2024
    If you were a big reader as a kid, you were disassociating.
    Readers added context
    While, technically, being deeply engrossed in reading is an example of mild dissociation, this incorrectly applies the psychological context of coping with stress/trauma or struggling with psychosis. Pathologising normal behaviour is trivialising to those with real disorders. wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociat…
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Feb 15, 2021
    this is the only effective ad for camo i’ve ever seen
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    Jen Gentleman 🌺
    @JenMsft
    Feb 14, 2021
    My brain refuses to believe there are 4 people in this photo
    Four people seemingly on a hike - the picture is of a person and 3 arms doing Cheers with tiny liquor bottles. One of the arms is wearing a camo jacket which blends in perfectly with the surrounding nature, making it look invisible
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Sep 1, 2022
    confession: i always liked watching boyfriends play video games. the stories are fun but i’m not good at using the controller!!! and it can actually be very feminist to sit back and say “go in that room i bet something is in there”
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Jun 10, 2021
    lmfao
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Jan 20, 2021
    a person only needs one good coat
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    Alan Johnson
    @AlanJohnson
    Jan 20, 2021
    Wait, is Bernie is wearing the same jacket from his meme at the inauguration?
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Jan 26, 2021
    oh no the wrong people are manipulating the stock market
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Sep 30, 2021
    how long could a doctor leave you in an exam room before you considered like, popping your head out to ask what’s going on. for me i think about seven hours
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Mar 18, 2022
    thank you yes this is precisely what i imagined the prince of crypto would look like
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    TIME
    @TIME
    Mar 18, 2022
    .@VitalikButerin co-founded Ethereum. Now he's fighting for crypto's future ti.me/3webW8d
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Feb 21, 2022
    by the time i die this will almost certainly be the sound i’ve laughed at most in my life
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    Rilla🇺🇸
    @Finalbossjimmy
    Feb 19, 2022
    Recreating the sound of a mummy’s voice, science is amazing! 🤔🧐
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Apr 16, 2024
    male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip— cult leader: I am to have multiple wives
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Sep 11, 2022
    a what in a movie called WHAT
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    Brandy Jensen
    @BrandyLJensen
    Sep 24, 2022
    you hear a lot about how lottery winners end up miserable. the money ruins their life and relationships etc. well that wouldn’t happen to me

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