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Milkshakes For Fascists
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Milkshakes For Fascists
@CementMilkshake
He/Him. PDX activist. New account, thanks to milkshake boy.
Anarchist Jurisdiction of PDX
Joined August 2023
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    Milkshakes For Fascists
    @CementMilkshake
    Sep 11, 2025
    Replying to @ThorneChan
    Since he had multiple wives that makes his death many times more tragic than Kirk.
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    @CementMilkshake
    Feb 28, 2024
    Replying to @fuckyouiquit
    "Those poor bastards, I can't believe they did this to their own people." "Well, hold up, did you see the steady upward trend for the top 1% of shareholders?"
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    @CementMilkshake
    May 2, 2024
    Replying to @JortsTheCat
    Dropping 2,000 lbs. bombs onto 40 lbs. children is also violent. We should stop doing that.
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    @CementMilkshake
    Nov 11, 2024
    I love that they are a memorial to the assassination, not Abe himself.
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    @CementMilkshake
    Jan 3, 2025
    Replying to @SandyFrizzle
    "You should have some kids." "Okay, how about some basic help with the cost of food, housing, and health care?" "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" "Well then, can I have a job that pays enough for those things? At least for the kids?" "YOU AMERICA-HATING COMMIE BASTARD!"
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    @CementMilkshake
    Dec 4, 2024
    Replying to @RoxyTall and @quig_quonk
    Yes! "I really need my treats at midnight but I also get scared of the dark. This is a problem someone else needs to figure out!" It's not like the delivery worker is dying to come interact with you. They just want to throw the bag at your door and get the fuck out of there.
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    @CementMilkshake
    Jan 27, 2024
    Replying to @JortsTheCat
    There is no way this is unscripted reality. The multiverse is real and we're a comedy channel.
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    @CementMilkshake
    Oct 29, 2023
    "We're a pro-life Christian Nation!" - Somebody with a bible avatar who is actively complaining about tax dollars being spent to keep poor people's babies alive.
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    @CementMilkshake
    Aug 26, 2024
    Replying to @RyanMarino
    I was sure this was going to end with a recommendation to incinerate the patient.
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    @CementMilkshake
    Jan 16, 2024
    Cat Twitter, I need your help. Is this guy an Orange Cat wearing a white coat? Or is he a white cat with some orange spots? I need to know whether or not my two guys share the same brain cell. @JortsTheCat @mrfishtopher please help me figure this out.
    A small orange cat stands on the left, he has a white chest, nose, and feet. His pal, a white cat with orange spots on his back, head, and tail, sits neatly on his right.
    A white and orange cat sits upright on a blanket. His eyes are wide and he looks very soft.
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    @CementMilkshake
    May 7, 2025
    Replying to @GovernorAnne and @GGGoneMad
    My childhood dog freaked out one day when my dad mowed the lawn wearing a baseball cap. She was convinced he was an intruder and did NOT belong there. He took off the hat and shouted "It's me!" I've never seen a more embarrassed dog in my life.
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    @CementMilkshake
    Jan 19, 2025
    Replying to @goddammitsarah
    The Dems have invested all their power and resources into stopping anyone on the left from challenging the right.
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    @CementMilkshake
    Aug 17, 2025
    Replying to @doulbedoink
    Polyrhythms so complex they all add up to a hit on the 2 and 4.
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    Milkshakes For Fascists
    @CementMilkshake
    May 30, 2025
    Replying to @crits4cats
    Perfect Loony Tunes style capture.
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