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Gunton Blurpus
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Gunton Blurpus
@CentipedeMouse
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Apr 11, 2025
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Dec 15, 2023
    Cannot be emphasized enough that the charm of Reacher is that he's what would happen if Sherlock Holmes had the size, power, and disposition of a noble ogre
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    VyceVictus
    @VyceVictus
    Feb 7, 2022
    This moment legitimately made me think REACHER was about to be some kind of supernatural horror-slasher that people were hiding from me
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Jul 20, 2023
    I am part of that 4% who want to ban the teaching of math. We are a quarter of the country, and we will not be ignored
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    Populism Updates
    @PopulismUpdates
    Jul 20, 2023
    US voter support for banning teaching of [x] in K-12 schools The history of US slavery: 12% Foreign languages: 8% Mathematics: 4%
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Apr 16, 2022
    Hmmmm
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Oct 28, 2024
    The thing about AI being demonic is that it really is demonic. "I'll do your homework for you, in exchange for sapping your intelligence and motivation and ability to function without AI" is literally something a demon would do
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Mar 17, 2024
    What's a book that is a red flag for you if you're on a date and someone says it's their favorite? For me it's a book of Polaroids of me sleeping, each one taken on a different night over the course of years, sometimes from the ceiling, and some of the photos show me *older*
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Jun 28, 2023
    Should I do it, folks? Should I treat myself to the subway joint?
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    May 19, 2021
    Sorry to sincerepost, but: follow through with plans, especially with children. Every day you teach them what adults can be. Besides, childhood passes so quickly for us big people. Before you know it, your little relatives won't be so little anymore. You can't get it back.
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Dec 6, 2024
    Replying to @mertonesque
    Love this kind of stuff
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    List of terms referring to an average person - Wikipedia
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Jan 29, 2022
    Replying to @eyeoftheday_ and @colordotmuseum
    I'm gonna own all means of monetization on the blockchain. I'll get royalties every time anybody earns royalties. This also means that every time I earn royalties, I'll earn even more royalties
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Oct 6, 2025
    Replying to @narrenhut
    I like how that example isn't even a real divorce, they were never actually married
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Apr 2, 2024
    This is extremely bad. Anybody who claims to care about poverty/equality/equity/etc. should be treating this like a five-alarm fire
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
    Jun 10, 2021
    Replying to @Phil_Lewis_
    Godspeed to her and her lawyers. Setting your blinker and waiting for a safe place to pull over is literally what I was taught to do in driver's ed. What the cops did was indefensibly psychotic
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    Gunton Blurpus
    @CentipedeMouse
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