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Selly!
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Selly!
@Clitortoise
fake thick and bossy🇯🇲
South Florida
Joined October 2011
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    Jun 2, 2024
    the monkey threw his hands up like “this nigga not doin shit” 😭😭😭
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    💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭
    @Vinod_r108
    Jun 1, 2024
    Replying to @AMAZlNGNATURE
    This orangutan learned to use stones as tools to open coconuts and decided to show his friends
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    Sci-Kick
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    Sci-Kick
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    Jan 18, 2025
    I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective and you never see them again
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    Apr 5, 2025
    yall a nigga jus stopped me to ask for my number n I jokingly said sorry it’s a band to get in wit me n he asked for my Zelle n sent it fr wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s feeling like SUMMER!
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    Jan 3, 2020
    “Now mind you” - a black person that’s gon put two and two together
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    May 6, 2025
    Chime card
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    Tara
    @cyra981355
    May 5, 2025
    Pettiest reason you won't date someone???
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    Nov 8, 2021
    “yeah ion think i can come in today my stomach hurt”
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    May 26, 2019
    niggas could be like “bitches with patches in their hair got fye pussy” and you bitches gon be right there like “my hair been falling out since I was 2😏”
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    Mar 1, 2025
    “that shit fat as fuck” like omg don’t get me excited ill fart
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    Murder Mitten Mami
    @CallmeMsParker
    Mar 1, 2025
    Tellin me my ass fat while you givin me backshots get me hype
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    May 4, 2025
    I want yall to know that regardless of what yall see me doing (falling in love) im still a thug fr please don’t look at me no different
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    Nov 13, 2025
    I hate seeing people with no sexual appeal do shit
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    EMmanuel🇳🇬 / AI Imagery
    @Official_Ogiis
    Nov 11, 2025
    she eye fked him into a conversation 😂😂
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    Aug 24, 2024
    man don toliver got a baby
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    PCV
    @RCLvonte
    Aug 24, 2024
    its no way cash cobain be fuckin hoes fr
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    Sep 10, 2020
    daily affirmations: my money is abundant, wealth is naturally attracted to me, I am a magnet of good fortune
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    Dec 22, 2017
    No way he threw dirt on this bitch n said “help her grow” LMMMMFFFFDDAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
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    Selly!
    @Clitortoise
    Jul 11, 2021
    niggas lucky ion do drugs no more I used to be off the drink n molly mid day stanced up like dis
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