Clutch (@Clutch

Clutch

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Clutch

@Clutch_DWG

Private investigator, Navy veteran, useless psych degree, whale psychiatrist, prodigy drop-out, occasionally funny, always petty.

Joined April 2022

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@Clutch_DWG
Feb 21
If you can plug your political or social rival into this, it means you are a victim of propaganda. We have to to quit the tribes and look at all our leadership honesly and without the lens of fear they cast upon us. The enemy is not your neighbor.
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@Clutch_DWG
May 30, 2024
Replying to @jtrebach
I'm a wilderness medic. I would rather have a paramedic over a doctor in most emergencies. I need to be stabilized, not get told I'm fat and should try birth control or effing box breathing. If doctors don't like the characterization, they should address that internally.
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@Clutch_DWG
Mar 28, 2024
Replying to @SouthPhillyJays
I'd bring the book and the screenshot to the library and let them know he isn't a fan. This way, they can spend their limited funds on another author that would appreciate the support. We have a library that displays local authors and rotates indy books by demand. I love it.
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@Clutch_DWG
Jul 5, 2025
Replying to @odedanilo
If the theme is earth tones, she rounds out the spectrum with lava and glassy ignacious rock.
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@Clutch_DWG
Oct 24, 2024
Replying to @MrsRuvi
And very efficient. I couldn't eat and antique and play sports in just a few hours.
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@Clutch_DWG
Mar 25, 2025
Replying to @ghosttowndownn and @NightOwlNikk
I took a creative writing class a few years ago and one of my classmates wrote and shared a lurid studentXteacher story. "Mature for her age"... I was floored that "maybe don't depict a crime" wasn't one of the feedbacks.
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@Clutch_DWG
Dec 4, 2023
Key point: food bank. Poor and low nutrition can absolutely destroy a milk supply or our own bodies or, despite producing, still be too low in nutrients for infants. Alice's opinion is basically "stop being poor."
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@Clutch_DWG
May 30, 2024
Replying to @AreUCrxzy and @jtrebach
Lol, crap. I'll take my slow comeback lashing.
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@Clutch_DWG
May 6, 2024
Replying to @ask_aubry
"My parents were hand to mouth, absent, and uninvolved. My wife and I struggled and made mistakes as youths. So, I did the exact same thing to my kid and expected different results. What did I do wrong?"
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@Clutch_DWG
Jun 18, 2024
Replying to @VeryBadLlama
I started smoking at 13. Now, I understand that thr nicotine was soooo nice cause it was managing my neurotic brain. What's hilarious is that I went to bootcamp and was part of a pilot study for smoking cessation in the military. They gave me nicotine patches! I never missed a
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@Clutch_DWG
Dec 28, 2023
Replying to @ask_aubry
I'd bet money that mister wonderful didn't tell his siblings that he ghosted for a few hours then came back to offer her a tipsy lay.
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@Clutch_DWG
Sep 22, 2024
Replying to @DisrespectedThe
"Cover your ears" Good woman, good mom, good human.
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@Clutch_DWG
Mar 17, 2025
Replying to @PicturesFoIder
This is definitely how it works.
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@Clutch_DWG
Jun 1, 2025
Replying to @KylePlantEmoji
But can people tell the difference between karate, taekwondo, and Jujitsu? Two out of three of those are totes muggable. One is probably super used to getting their ass handed to em and would welcome a change to bend limbs.
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