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J.D. Banker
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J.D. Banker
@DadInvest
I like being a dad, stocks, leverage, nicotine, hotels, and Coca-Cola. I work in wealth management/family office services. Personal thoughts, not advice.
United States
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Joined January 2010
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Nov 19, 2015
    "When in doubt, do nothing" -Mikhail Kutuzov
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Apr 15, 2025
    Of course it was a Boomer that ended eight decades of American Exceptionalism. They were never going to leave the place better than they found it, after all they’re not their parents.
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    J.D. Banker
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    Jan 25, 2025
    Can I tell you guys a secret? I’m not a fan of my neighbor so I search “personal injury atlanta” and click on his sponsored link a couple times a week.
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Oct 30, 2024
    Today I opened the chipotle app, loaded a tasty burrito into my cart, saw that it was $20.80 before tax/delivery/tip, and closed the app. Chose leftovers instead. I’ve seen enough to call it: we’re in a recession.
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Nov 23, 2024
    A few weeks ago I was with a mil friend who told me cargo companies are now selling packages for rich people to come aboard for trips around the Horn of Africa (effectively licensed murder of pirates). So if you’re into that, FYI it’s out there.
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Jun 13, 2020
    Are you kidding? One is bonefish with Silian Rail font and the other is pale nimbus, white. Huge difference.
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Jul 24, 2025
    Replying to @PostinClips
    Make bullying great again
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Dec 11, 2024
    Replying to @GayBearRes
    Cooper Rush finished with 183 yards passing.
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Mar 7, 2025
    Pro tip: if you’re in wealth circles, treat service workers with the utmost (deserved) respect. Punching down is taboo because everyone at that level realizes how lucky they are to be there. Ignoring this rule is a sign of New Money and immediate black ball.
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Jun 13, 2025
    If you hate your former employer but they had a reasonably good 401k plan and you have >$10k in it, consider not consolidating your 401ks. They can’t kick you out of the plan but they bear costs on your assets. It’s fun and legal to do!
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Aug 10, 2025
    40yo male approaches us at SkyZone and asks if the 8yo girl sulking next to us is ours. No. He then starts a conversation to “see if she’s alright”. Brother, there is no benefit, in this climate, to engage with a child that’s not yours. Unless, of course, that’s like your thing.
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Jan 25, 2025
    Replying to @DadInvest
    If you work in a high cost keyword industry and you have a cheaper, real life method to acquire clients, you should 100% be doing this. Take a lesson from Cornelius Vanderbilt: it’s not enough for you to manage your own business, you must inflict cost on your competitors.
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Apr 9, 2025
    I cracked. I watched Margin Call to calm my nerves. But it’s not helping. I think I’m a panican.
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    J.D. Banker
    @DadInvest
    Feb 7, 2025
    Pro tip: if discussing finances with your wife, always use %’s and never actual $’s. For the sake of marital harmony.
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