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Tehelka Omelette - Daily
@DailyTehelka
Chad Tehelka Omelette Man! I write about everyday things. Disclaimer- Views and Opinions are personal. Not affiliated with anyone. Parody
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    @DailyTehelka
    Nov 4, 2024
    Here is why customers are charged more on @zomato and @Swiggy! Both the platforms charge 26% plus 18% GST as commission fees! Both the platforms charge 1.25% as payment mechanism fees! Plus they charges TDS 194O to the restaurant.
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Nov 12, 2024
    Replying to @AyushiiDoshiii
    Behen asli toxic work culture Ki Doshi tum hie ho! 😭
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Aug 13, 2024
    I pay 10000 per month for play school! The nearest school to my place would cost me 2.5 lakhs per year from pre nursery! This is the level of loot being done by this government! Everything has become super expensive under this government’s rule! On top of that,we pay insane taxes
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    The Exploited TaxPayer
    @IndiaNewGen
    Aug 12, 2024
    Salaried class IT employees are piggy banks for Modi. Nirmala can extract as much juice from them. Blind supporters. Pays more than 50% as taxes to govt. From the remaining rents, school fees, kids higher education, savings for future, house, vacation everything is to be managed.
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Sep 22, 2024
    Got 8 tickets from 2 accounts! Require only 2! Will give away 6 tickets! Retweet and like! Will choose the first 6 on FCFS basis! #Coldplay #ColdplayMumbai #bookmyshow
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Mar 11, 2025
    Replying to @TARUNspeakss
    This meme is still relevant! 😭
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Sep 9, 2024
    Replying to @theprayagtiwari
    Bangalore if there were no outsiders! 🤣🤣
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Feb 15, 2025
    Replying to @MeritvsQuota
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Nov 12, 2024
    Replying to @iAKsSaviour
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Feb 19, 2025
    Replying to @KayrayMissing
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    May 13, 2024
    Replying to @gemsofbabus_ and @hemanthkumar_21
    You can take a Bihari out of Bihar, but you can't take a Bihari out of a Bihari!
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Sep 23, 2024
    Replying to @ChekrishnaCk
    Like this dehati?
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Oct 20, 2024
    Replying to @GopeshKhetan
    We get it @juniorbachchan! 🤣
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Oct 5, 2024
    Replying to @Bombaylatina
    Reverse the genders and see the outrage! This is pure sexual harassment for the man!
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    Tehelka Omelette - Daily
    @DailyTehelka
    Oct 31, 2023
    Replying to @Iamsamirarora
    And even after that most funds don’t beat the basic index! 🤣🤣 isse acha movie hie dekh le tau! Ye 70 plus hours laga kar kya ukhaad liya!
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