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Dan Riffle
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Dan Riffle
@DanRiffle
Past: Prosecutor, Policy Guy. Current: @OneHitters utility man, dad (x2).
Trinidad, DC
Joined May 2011
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Oct 30, 2025
    If you live this close to your school, the best thing you can do is get a cargo ebike and skip the drop-off line altogether.
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    Nick Huber
    @sweatystartup
    Oct 29, 2025
    The best thing you can do for quality of life: Live within a 5 minute drive to your kids school.
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Aug 6, 2025
    Replying to @ArmandDoma
    While I wholeheartedly support that agenda, that’s not volunteering. That’s organizing.
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Sep 14, 2025
    10/10 sunrise this morning. Picture by @Stevejenningsphotography on Insta. instagram.com/stevejenningsp… @capitalweather
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Oct 21, 2025
    Replying to @watjalukinat @therealjonbarlo and @Local12
    You take your kids to Applebees? Baseball games? They serve alcohol at those places.
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Oct 28, 2025
    We’ve officially reached the point with this game where Twitter is relevant. We have a communal experience happening now.
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Oct 30, 2025
    Replying to @mattyglesias and @jbarro
    With the caveat that I wouldn’t pick him and agree with much of the thought process, I don’t think he’s close to the worst choice. This sort of policy/platform analysis takes no account of the most important factor: charisma, and ability to communicate effectively. He has that.
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Oct 28, 2025
    You are blessed to be alive at the same time as this man. Change the channel to Fox and behold. If nothing else, it’s also a good, close game.
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    Jeff Passan
    @JeffPassan
    Oct 28, 2025
    Shohei Ohtani is 4 for 4 with two doubles and two home runs, including a game-tying solo shot in the seventh. The best player on the planet continues to do best-player-on-the-planet things.
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Aug 6, 2025
    Replying to @ArmandDoma
    A lot of advocacy, you mean.
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Nov 3, 2025
    At The Little Grand on H. This is how it should work. The only thing better would be raising menu prices by 22% and hanging a big “No Tipping” sign on the door.
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Jun 29, 2025
    Replying to @jstein_star
    A failure of policy, some would say.
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Sep 12, 2025
    Replying to @CharlesFLehman
    Sure, but that’s low on the list. First and foremost, we live in a society and owe duty to other people. Second, if your son is crazy enough to do this, he’s crazy enough to kill you in your sleep over something stupid next week.
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Jun 26, 2025
    Replying to @mattyglesias
    I encourage you to watch videos of the people she has run against.
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Aug 24, 2025
    Replying to @raylehmann
    So, McDonald’s, but with higher prices and longer waiting?
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    Dan Riffle
    @DanRiffle
    Nov 11, 2025
    Replying to @tysonbrody
    “You’ve heard of 7 minute abs? Hear me out…”
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